A friend of mine once said:

"I'd rather have a friend like Patrick. He's dumb, but he's loyal to his friends."
That time I thought that she was right.

But no.

Remember that episode when Spongebob tried to look dumb so that Patrick could be more respected by his parents? Later, it turned out that they weren't his real parents
(this is really dumb that you couldn't even recognize your parents). What did he do? He acted as if Spongebob's a real moron - in front of his 'fake' parents.

Another example, the episode about the winner stuff, where Spongebob got so many goblets and Patrick was envy of that.
Once again, what did Patrick do? Instead of being the best version of himself, he was trying to 'copy' his friend.

What kind of friend is this?

He's loyal indeed, but he's just...dumb. He brings negativity to his friend despite of his loyalty.
One more episode that bugs me a lot. It's the one with Sandy's space shuttle or whatever the name is.

He pressed random buttons and they ended up being some kind of 'space police' that caught 'aliens' (the aliens were actually Bikini Bottom's residences).

This shows how he
was so dumb that he eas likely to cause problems.

Fyi, this thread is just my random thoughts. Don't get offended if you love Patrick - I do too! But irl he's just... a little bit... annoying as a friend.
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