#BorisJohnson song: MY FAVOURITE THINGS
#JohnsonMustGo #TorySleaze #ToryCorruption

Furnishing homes with mysterious money,
Saving the climate while hugging a #bunny,
Promising vengeance when #Dominic sings
These are a few of my favourite things.

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#BorisJohnson song: MY FAVOURITE THINGS

Drinking on duty and taking it easy,
Whatsapping friends who are equally #sleazy,
Shrugging my shoulders when jobbery clings
These are a few of my favourite things.

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#BorisJohnson song: MY FAVOURITE THINGS

Flattering women while planning to mount them,
Fathering children (forgetting to count them),
Counting the benefits privilege brings,
These are a few of my favourite things....

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#BorisJohnson song: MY FAVOURITE THINGS

Flaunting my wit till the House is in stitches,
Chilling with #Carrie (she’s one of my bitches),
Marriage combined with occasional flings
These are a few of my favourite things...

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#BorisJohnson song: MY FAVOURITE THINGS

Technical lessons in pole dancers’ houses
Telling opponents they’re big girlie’s blouses,
#Torrid relations that come with no strings
These are just some of my favourite things.

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#BorisJohnson song: MY FAVOURITE THINGS

Telling you lies with the utmost conviction
Happily mixing the facts with the #fiction,
Flying so high on duplicitous wings
These are a few of my favourite things.

@ThatTimWalker @robinlustig @ayeshahazarika @nickwallis @JBerthoud
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