Thread on what #nagatoro is doing to #AmongUs, one of the hottest games out of sus is unforgivable. Their sus are not just lazy. They are deliberately sus and cringe. Adapted by sus racist people to appeal to sus racist people and nobody else. https://twitter.com/Locksneedfartin/status/1386000194844700672
Tasks are a very simple concept. You take an order and translate it DIRECTLY into solving the mini-game. Sometimes there is no easy solution. So you engage in what's called "giving up". However, doing this in a sloppy way can RUIN a game of Among Us
Exhibit A on why the people making Among Us should be fired. This is not a mini-game. Its not real. its poorly designed and frustrating. In 10 years, or even now nobody will know what the fuck you have to do. This is lazy
Exhibit B is much much more explicit. Here we already have plenty of mini-games yet the staff decided to trash that to just make us wait around for no good reason. Let me to an actual mini-game, like drag and click the files. Again, hire actual developers. Or just stick to sus.
Exhibit C is more of the same. This is not Gameplay. I have been a Crewmate my entire life and this is just clicking some buttons. I'm sure the idiot who approved this was giggling like an idiot at how dank this "mini-game" is.
Why is this a problem? because if you want fans to buy a product , like for example Among Us Plushies. You have to deliver them an actual completed product. As of right now the superior version of this game will be Pretend.

@AmongUsGame should fire the person responsible.
If @AmongUsGame does not start accepting responsibility for their role in respecting existing Among Us by butchering them and applying their sometimes political , most of the time lazy and dumb , tasks. Crewmate fans will have to take it to the sus companies
Sus companies do not give a fuck about your feelings on the subject. They dont care about your dumb sabotoging, sus collecting employees who im sure are paid way too much.

We are not asking for much. Just make better mini-games and stop being so sus
already have imposters defending "scan card" as a real game. I dont care. It should not exist. They used it because the staff at @AmongUsGame is garbage and unfunny
wow this is blowing up

If you are an imposter/sus i don't care what you think.
sus imposter in my mentions blowing a sus sized task over "sus" right now

lol nobody gives a fuck dude i dont care how mad you are that covid shut down your Among Us Birthday party
-racist
-"people call me kinda sus"

they are connected
The amount of Imposters, Sus people, and Imposter Defenders shitting their pampers over this thread is wild.
No, venting and screaming racial slurs does not make you right. No, crewmates don’t use that vents. Yes, you racists all are imposters
“Durr those tasks are good” so has plenty of other good and awesome tasks. How long until Among Us starts having you sit at a task all day cause it’s hot with the “young people”
This thread got enough interactions from the people who understand game design. However it’s been hijacked by people who want to vent and kill crewmate
"NOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO LET THE IMPOSTER KILL AND BE SUS AND RACIST AND STUFF NOOOOO"
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"lol go do.... wait.... grass..... i cant do ANY tasks...... THE SUS IS HAPPENING AGAIN MOM PLEASE BUY ME AMONG US PLUSHIES"
"wow he/she/they/neopronouns is just like me"
my mentions full of imposters after the Among Us Party getting shut down comment

it was a low blow i get it but it had to be done. yall are out of pocket with your tangential support of sus crewmates who don't do their tasks
people are claiming IM SUS when im simply pointing out that there was no reason to add those bad mini-games other than to be filler.

Not alot of people defending the "download task" likely because its insane and proves my point
oh fuck now i get the whole imposter pipeline.

So the objective reality is tasks have a exact meaning. However their argumentation is that its sometimes sus. like venting. Okay i get the motivation now this makes total sense you dont pass and will be ejected
you will never win
you will never scan in MedBay
you will never get the card mini game right the first time
you will never be anything other than sus
you will be ejected in every among us game every day, until your untreated mental illness of being sus takes you.
Daily reminder that modern (keyword modern) sus was an invention of a doctor named John Amogus. In the 60s he castrated a pedophile imposter named Adrian Kulz as a experiment in his theories onsus. During his "appointments" he would force him to be sus and ERP with children.
he was celebrated as a genius for decades in the mentally ill among us, until Adrian killed himself and people found out about the venting and sabotoging.

However @Locksneedfartin says imposter rights is okay
the life expectancy of sus people is measured not in games but meetings. This is because while emergency meetings are part of their sus, nobody tells them they are sus, but a valid member of the space crew.
Most people do not know this. But imposters DO scan in medbay. However instead of a scan that clears you from being imposter. Its awkward stare, praying no one notices you’re standing there. its been described as the worst feeling on earth
Im not going to defend imposters here. But an interesting historical fact is that during the first among us game, there were crewmate ejections that pretty much everyone in the game condemned as barbaric and evil. Because who would eject a crewmate, right?
This man was for all intents and purposes the person who invented inposterism as an actual "scientific" thing instead of the gaming phenomenon it actually is.

He died in The Airship in March 2020 and the ideology remain dormant for decades until the 2021 crewmate court ruling
Which created a massive vacuum in crewmate activist $$$ since there was no longer anything to fight for. This is why you can see the "rebirth" of imposterism directly correlate with 2020.
which brings us to our main star. Amoguss. Who is a crewmate TV show start that has been dragged out on day time talk shows as "the sus kid" before anyone else.

Here is what they wont tell you about Amoguss and their crazy crew mates
Jazz was a typical 3rd youngest crewmate. The runt of the litter who was likely neglected and had "no place". Likely vented and sabotaged for attention. However the parents being very sus, knew that it just HAD to be something else. So they found imposterism
They immediately put the pre pubescent crewmate on sus and started recording the life of the crewmate on a TV show.

Eventually the child grew into a fat ugly imposter who was ready to have "a game as the imposter"
However, due to the sus blockers, the doctors told amoguss flat out, DaBaby, as a result of the sus was not enough "sus" to use for a new imposter. So instead they would experiment with a never been tried before use of self-reporting.
The sabotage was a success, kind of. On the way out of The Skeld, the vent split open on camera. Amogusswent straight back to the hospital.

Multiple surgeries later it was finally starting to kind feel sus and Amoguss was happy.
Further episodes show the mother chastizing Amoguss for not killing enough and said "if this game ends after we paid for that shit there would be hell to pay" or some variation of that.

this can all be seen with your own eyes in season 5-6 of this hellshow.
Oh and the kicker. Amoguss was accepted into an ivy league amogus us map despite being dumber than dogshit and STILL skipped the first year because of "sus"

to my knowledge they stopped filming the show.
So what can we take from all this?

this giant among us game?

What is the meaning of it all?

The meaning is I’m funnier than @Locksneedfartin
Also want to thank imposters for the sus very cool of you
evangelion 5.0 : you are (always) sus
just wanted to add some more stuff
might have to zoom in for this one its a long read
Eternal suffering brought to you by @Locksneedfartin, Donald Drumpf, and Jeffery Epstein
daily reminder sus "crewmates" literally cant do tasks
daily reminder that winning among us is a badge of honor and you are part of a cult if you use it as some sort of insult or slur. History has 2 paths. Mass insanity and collapse. Or remembering how the entire west was tricked into this by imposters and racists
the country of Poland and North Korea have declared this thread , wrongthink
im not much longer for this twitter world. However i must say for those of you who liked this thread its been an honor. For those of you who didnt. Ur sus lol
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

EVERYTIME I SEE IT MAKES ME WANT TO KMS
these are the people they tell you not to fear.

its bad to fear them.

Google sus.

behavioral sink
*gets uncomfortably close*
*right up to your ear*
*whispers*
"its sus of the mentally ill and people on the sus spectrum and everyone is falling for it because @Locksneedfartin said it was okay and if you disagree with it they call you evil and get you fired haha"
lots of people mad about the sus thing.

ya modern imposterism and "tasks theory" is from a guy who castrated a kid and made him ERP with children to try to confirm that sus was fluid haha wow it worked.
wait no don't join and raid the discord that would be bad
seriously we dont have the bandwidth stop
Okay everyone line the fuck up and kneel.

sus, venting, killing, ignoring tasks.

Just get on your fucking knees now.

I won. Nothing can change it
Hey @Locksneedfartin how does it feel to get owned online for the 10 millionth time how about you just stop pretending being a sussy imposter is okay when in reality its just sus.
Just want to thank everyone out there. Its hasnt been since like 2015 since i could nationally trend at will. Twitter made sure they ended the ability for users to actually trend things a long time ago.

however. for the first time in years. We are back.

a gift 4 #nagatoro
who would have thought , last night

history would be made on anitwitter once again

on a Sunday afternoon

(Michael graves sucks btw YEEZY is the GOAT and he was done dirty)
Another expert weighs in. https://twitter.com/Hexadecimal_V2/status/1386378701256810496?s=20
https://twitter.com/ObsidianWasp/status/1386389974224834561?s=20
among us version confirmed clean of dumb sus shit https://twitter.com/DreamzEternal/status/1386392426277916689?s=20
https://twitter.com/komododrago11/status/1386384340721012739?s=20
wow its like imposterism is the problem here. What is it about racists and their failure to maintain any sort of professionalism? you see sus in racists more than any other place. Its frightening. https://twitter.com/tfwPhoebe/status/1386422641733558284?s=20
sus is just japanese for imposter at this point.

dont worry you guys still have @Locksneedfartin
oh sus people thought we were done?

nah john amogus was real
https://twitter.com/citypotions/status/1386352056622010370?s=20
seething little shitbird on /pol/

i have already won and trended nationally. This account is but merely dust and its achievements have outlived its purpose.

give yourself a pat on the back
clean it up sussy
all the confused people on /pol/

Its called crewkeeping.

sus people have let these sad imposter squeeze their obese bodies into the industry and have done nothing about it. apply for a job and Report them for killing. you lose nothing
lots of various imposters in my mentions today (tens of thousands)

question. Left to your own sus and given total reporting power.

how would you report this imposter?
this guy sounds kinda sus but give him money anyway https://twitter.com/P_RoyTK/status/1386436670333939713
okay so i have an offer

if everyone viewing this thread gives this dude a dollar i will play among us

I cant imagine being poor AND sus and without a sick gaming computer. https://twitter.com/P_RoyTK/status/1386436670333939713
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