conservatives are tweeting themselves cooking meat to own Biden for something he didn't actually say and so many of them are so bad at cooking meat

not only are they bad at cooking it, they're bad at choosing it! just slab after slab of poorly cut sirloin - no skirt steaks, no short rib, no hanger steaks, they are purposely avoiding the most delicious parts of the animal

like if you are going to eat meat - and I judge nobody for not eating meat - you should A) know all of the parts and what is best for what and B) how to buy it and cook it properly; that is the absolute minimum ethical demand that can be made of being carnivourous

people made fun of Donald Trump for always wanting his steaks well-done with ketchup, but there are cuts that are actually *best* when well-done (like skirt) and he was just too dumb to know that so he always got a porterhouse, which is the Look At My Small Dick of steaks

don't even get me started on tomahawk steaks, which are nearly impossible to cook well because of their size and thickness and exist only because some asshole thought THE FLINTSTONES was a guide to life or something