What is your most embarrassing sex memory?

The year was 2012 I believe. We are going to call her Tolu. (Not real name)

Tolu was a girl I met during JAMB class. I was dating her friend Tosin, or at least what most teenagers referred to as dating.

The full scope of the dating was midnight calls and "smooching" after JAMB class in a little office at the back of the receptionist office.

I had gotten serious with lifting weights and my pecs were a lady pleaser.

I got to kiss and smooch A LOT.

Tolu was one of the girls I kissed and fast forward, I gained my first uni admission.

I hardly stay in contact with people, even till now. It's usually, out of sight, out of mind for me. But I stayed in contact with Tolu for some reason I cannot remember.

I cannot remember if we sexted (not one of my favourite things to do, although I dabble once in a while.) But I know there was a sexual vibe. Like real sex.

I had been having sex since I was 14 but mainly with 2 older females who would tell me what to do.

At that point, I had no experience of being the captain of the ship and I had learnt that different things worked for different women.

Anyway, I invited Tolu to my school. My 10k pocket money was burning a hole in my pocket.

I figured hotel, 7k and food 3k.

One night of knacks for 7 days worth of pocket money.

I did quick maths, it was worth it.

Man shall not leave by bread alone. I could start fasting the next day.

One night of knacks. 6 days of hunger. What's not to like?

I'm in!

I didn't even calculate her transport money. It turned out she wasn't that kind of girl. Didn't take anything from me personally.

Anyway, knowing myself back then, I'm sure I had made mouth.

Like, I will wounjure you. Ah, if I catch you, you will beg me. You will not be able

to walk for 3 days. Emi ekun.

The fact that I knew I was going to starve for 6 days for this just one night was enough to convey to myself that I'm paying my hunger forward by taking revenge on the pussy.

Then naturally, I talked about it with some senior men and I got bad

advice.

Mix alomo with coffee rum, soak it inside 411, add some Mc Dowells. You know the usual.

Alcohol induced vigour.

I had done everything as told.

Ahh I will not eat for 6 days. Tolu will suffer in my hands.

If she did not beg me, call me bastard.

She's finished!

Tolu came all the way from Lagos to Otta.

There was an hotel close to my school, I had booked the place.

They told me to drop deposit after my 7k but na my lastcard. I posted the receptionist. Small sweet talk here, small flirting there. She allowed me.

Confidence sky rocketed.

I had done it exactly as the elders had advised.

I was about to knack Tolu into coma. Serves her right. I'm spending my last 10k. She will collect!

We ate and gisted for a bit.

Finally it was time.

Kissing entered, smooching was ongoing.

She felt my penis. Baba dinnor stand.

I say, don't worry. It's doing warm-up for the vengeance it's about to take on this pussy.

At some point, when baba decided it was uninterested still, I panicked.

Not today chief. No be so we plan am. We should be making her scream right now. Behave yourself.

She proceeded to head. It was like electric entered my body. Baba started twitching.

Okay! Ipadabo abija wara bi ekun. Baba is waking up, you're about to get obliterated.

As baba rise small, I said lemme not waste this erection. It's time to move forward with this genitalia meet and greet.

I knocked, she opened. Baba entered, came out. Okay!

Entered again, came out! Shook it's head vigorously.

Entered the 3rd time. Water everywhere!

White water. Baba was DONE!

I tried to hide it but baba was done for real.

The electric shock that was coming with every forced post cum thrust felt like real electric.

3 pumps and half and that was it.

I removed the condom. Looked at my penis. You muthafuckkin betrayer.

Sat on the edge of the bed and held my head in my hands.

She was kind enough. She came to where I was sitting and told me not to worry about it.

As she was consoling, the thing was even vexing me more.

6 days of hunger to be betrayed like this!!!

I would like to tell you that this story has a happy ending.

It doesn't!

Penis did not rise for the rest of the night.

She came all the way from Lagos for 3 pumps and half.

........

There was a lesson though. Me and alcohol don't mix whenever sex was going to be in the

equation.

It was a full year before I saw Tolu again.

The END!

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