alright time to rewatch gravity falls

this show held me in a chokehold for four years

no ur name is mason be quiet

WAIT SHIT I JUST ALMOST REFERRED TO DIPPER AS TREE BOY NOOOOOO

gravity falls kids grow up to be swifties i don’t make the rules

MABEL PINES HAS BEEN MY BEST FRIEND SINCE 2012 AND SHE ALWAYS WILL BE

i know mabel is the token boy crazy character but if you think she’s straight you’re just plain wrong

yeah it’s just surreal

sometimes i think about what might’ve been if gravity falls wasnt owned by disney

looking back you see all the various triangles and eye shapes built into the mystery shack alex hirsch is a genius and i’ll never get over it

wasnt the journal originally supposed to be a “book of the damned”?? sigh

also just a heads up when i say “rewatching” i mean rewatching for like the 4th time

WENDYYYYY

wendy corduroy is also very not straight

remember those people that shipped bill and dipper?? WHY WAS THAT SO POPULAR?????

i have schmebulock socks

GRAPPLING HOOK

alright i guess i hate myself so i’m gonna solve the little credit puzzles each episode
101

there are just parts of this show that i have memorized without trying

justin roiland and alex hirsch being friends means both of their shows have a decent amount of the same voice actors

like with all the variations of his voice ive heard, i’d recognize alex hirsch’s voice ANYWHERE

he’s bill, soos, stan, mcgucket, various minor characters, king and hooty in the owl house, i forgot what his name is but he’s some guy in rick and morty, AND he voices a guy in svtfoe like—

mcgucket making a giant water robot because he wanted attention is a whole mood

SOMETIMES THIS SHOW IS SO PRETTY

102

okay headhunters time
time to read into stan's reactions about his wax figure "dying" and interpreting it as mirroring his reaction to his twin getting sucked into the portal

he gets almost scared when he sees it for the first time wdym it's not because of what happened with ford

i cannot believe everyone thought i was okay when i cried when i read the letter in the back of journal 3 for the first time

BLUBS AND DURLAND>>>>>>>>>

lol i'm too lazy to crop it so
103 headhunters

i can't stand gideon but his song in this episode slaps

also in case you weren't aware this man is the voice of lil gideon

the fact that linda cardellini voices wendy is a serve

104 the hand that rocks the mabel

i remember learning how to do the lamby lamby dance

it's okay dipper i have a crush on wendy too

SHOOT WHAT DID THE SMILE DIP DOG SAY IN REVERSE

must distrust grunkle got it

my mom was in the room judging me the entire time

105 the inconviencing

mmmm actually i dont really like this episode so I'm skipping it and going to the code at the end

106 dipper v manliness FUCK I DONT WANNA CHANGE CIPHERS

DONT START UNBELIEVING UNDERRATED BOP

im ngl i think dipper is kind of annoying

good to know bestie

oh how i wish these conspiracies were true

108 irrational treasure
"e. pluribus trembley"

oops i forgot to look if i could see blendin in those earlier episodes

HOW DO I KNOW THIS MUCH ABOUT THIS SHOW AND I JUST REALIZED HIS NAME IS BLENDIN BECAUSE HE CAN BLEND IN

I TOTALLY FORGOT THAT WE SAW FORD IN THIS EPISODE

109 the time travelling pig
"not h.g. wells approved"

110 fight fighters
"sorry, dipper, but your wendy is in another castle"
bro what does that even mean

i dont really feel like watching this one either so
111 little dipper
"the invisible wizard is watching"

yeah i dont wanna watch the summerween ep either
112 summerween
"brought to you by homework: the candy"

the sheer amount of characters that grey delisle voices is astounding

LIKE SHE HAS 613 CREDITS AS AN ACTRESS ON IMDB

113 boss mabel
"heavy is the head that wears the fez"

114 bottomless pit!
"next up: footbot two: grunkle's revenge"

115 the deep end (if google translate is to be believed)

also skip skip 116 carpet diem
"but who stole the capers?"

sev'ral timez is just a personified version of repeat stuff by bo burnham

NOT STAN SAYING THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING AND TO BUY GOLD I SWEAR TO GOD

NO BECAUSE WHY DID THEY WRITE SO MANY PARALLELS BETWEEN BILL AND STAN

-they're the only characters to call ford "sixer"
-they both allude to the apocalypse
-both say "buy gold"
-both use the "eenie meenie meinie you"
-AND THEN BILL ENTERS STAN'S MIND AT THE END AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON ALL THE CIPHER HUNT STUFF GOD

anyway 117 boyz crazy
"happy now, ariel?"

skipping the dinosaurs
118 land before swine
"it works for piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigs!"

alright besties its dreamscapers time

bill getting confused when gideon says to enter the mind of stanford pines because stanford shouldn't be in this dimension

ok so stan's description of his childhood doesn't make sense because it sounds like ford? so maybe that's his way of saying dipper actually reminds him of ford when he was a kid?

oh to have been old enough to want to solve the ciphers when this was first released

let’s see if people actually pay attention to this thread...

oh also 119 dreamscapers is just “to be continued”