Well. It is time.

Time for me to start the most emotional journey of my gaming life.

Enjoy following this thread as I react to each mission of Shadowbringers

Spoilers ahead for those who haven't played (probably noone at this point)

Already in a sad state of mind before I even got to the bloody expansion as MOST OF MY FUCKING ALLIES ARE IN COMAS!

YAAAASSS MY BOI CID IS BACK!!
Legit can't remember when he was last around

Daddy Cid has told me to take care of myself and a catboy has to do what he's told

Currently reeling from the revelation that my other Daddy, Rauhahn would "take me over a 100 soldiers" #swoon

Big fight with Zenos.

Finally found out who the annoying voice speaking to me is .. kind of.

Some random glowy boy has hidden a present for me ... Love it when guys leave me surprises

Estinien came back to save me? Get all the guys looking out for me a Catboy

Tartaru is a babe for making me new outfits.

But stop stalling my Title Sequence!!!!

Its officially begun

Sassy Rabbit Lady ... currently not a fan but im sure she will be great

GLOWY MAN IS BACK but without his glow!

Rechristening Glow Man as Crystal Hand ...

He said soemthing about my friends locations not being simple... BOI WHERE IS ALISAIE?

The Crystarium is soooo pretty

And the Aetheryte tooo .. shame it isnt working for me

Took a moment to get a cute picture ... obvs

Well had a bit of a history lesson about this world and met some new friends!

Thats where I leave it tonight

Time to get back to annoying you all with a play by play of my journey through Shadowbringers. WELL THATS IF THIS UPDATE FILE WOULD COPY FASTER!

About to find out what happened to my fellow Scions .... after this guy Crystal Hand Man tidies up apparently

Hunny if you're gonna invite someone over make sure to tidy before you invite them

MAN THIS GUY HAS NOTHING IN HERE! DID HE JUST YEET ALL HIS POSSESSIONS OUTTA THE WINDOW?!

So this world doesn't have the same time stream as my world. This some narnia shit #TimeyWimey

Now CHM (abbreviated it down for ease) is telling me accidentally kidnapped my friends and meant to take me instead.

AND THEY CAN'T GO BACK COS HE FUCKED UP!!!

BOIIII YOU WILL FIX THIS PROBLEM IF I HAVE TO KILL PEOPLE TO DO IT

And now I'm being told I'm gonna die in the 8th Calamity.

Thanks bro... deffo didn't need or want to know that

CHM is a dick and I can't wait to kill him

If I've learnt anything from FFxiv is that i shouldn't trust anyone

OMG THERE IS A LITTLE PIXIE!! I LOVE HER THE WEE LITTLE SCOTTISH CUTIE!!

(Best be able to get her a minion)

Oooh no!!! "Warrior of Darkness" just appeared in my new room!!

And apparently noone else can hear him.

He deffo doesnt look like an Ardbert... maybe more of a Connor

Quick flashback/sob story of all the shit he and his mates did .. hurry up man.

Listen here Ardbert, you arrogant fuck, don't speak to me like that.. don't you know who I am??

I'M THE MOTHERFUCKIN WARRIOR OF LIGHT, BITCH!

Right had to go back and speak to CHM in his office full of fuck all.
Apparently two of my friends are in areas I can't reach easily. Typical!
Alphy is off being a busy boy as always (God I love him).
And my girl Alisaie is off protecting people
No mention of Thancred SUS!

Oooh Thancred got a 'new companion' did he?

Not immediately jealous at all

Off to find the best girl in the game, Alisaie.

Proud that she gave the CHM a hard time for dragging her away from me when he did, the stupid twat

Okay Ghen Gen you're adorable but I'm not about this tradition of HAVING to buy something when i visit the market. What if I just wanna browse?! ALSO I didn't want to come here! I was dragged here!!

And now I'm being mobbed over having a special gold piece!

So after running around doing my guides shopping for him then get a new guid and having to protect her I FINALLY get to meet up with Alisaie ...

WHAT A FUCKING ENTRANCE FROM ALISAIE!!!!!

AND SHE IS SASSY AS FUCK AS ALWAYS

Well that got dark (or should I say Light) fast.

People getting turned into monsters by the Light

Christ if the notion that people have to poison their families and friends who are infected is anything to go off then this story is gonna break me beyond anything ever

H O L Y F U C K!

THAT WAS AWFUL! I HATE IT!!

Poor Tesleen

Well. No time to mourn apparently!

Off to find my boy Alphy

Excited to see his new costume

ALPHINAUD LOOKS SOOOOO CUUUUTE!!!!!

Love this look for him

Well I'm back after a week and a bit off... not sure if I'm ready for the emotional car crash I'm yet to become.