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so the dojima house makes no sense (thread) 1/15
i came to research this because, in trying to write this fic, i realized i couldn& #39;t figure out which way bancho& #39;s fucking bedroom faces. what farm is that? what roof is that? what WALL is that? how the fuck does this house exist? AND why are there no blueprints online?
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2/15
bancho& #39;s bedroom is upstairs bc when you& #39;re ready for bed you go upstairs, easy (shoutout to white miso)
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3/15
the stairs are next to the entranceway/genkan
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4/15
the genkan is pretty wide, which matches with the outside of the house
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5/15
however, if we match the windows with the front of the house with the windows in bancho& #39;s bedroom then how is there space for stairs? we know the stairs don& #39;t turn halfway up because we can see where they& #39;d need to turn and they don& #39;t turn
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6/15
either bancho& #39;s bedroom windows has to face the street because there& #39;s only two windows, and there& #39;s not enough space on that second story for another room
and also where do the stairs lead to if his bedroom faces the street?
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and also where do the stairs lead to if his bedroom faces the street?
7/15
this is exacerbated by the animation which gives us... this
- a straight up the stairs shot (confirming no turn halfway up the stairs)
- two doors upstairs ???
- a SINGLE TEENY WINDOW PERPENDICULAR TO BANCHO& #39;S BEDROOM???
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- a straight up the stairs shot (confirming no turn halfway up the stairs)
- two doors upstairs ???
- a SINGLE TEENY WINDOW PERPENDICULAR TO BANCHO& #39;S BEDROOM???
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according to the animation there& #39;s *two* doors in the upstairs hallway. no. there can& #39;t be
- his bedroom HAS to face the street bc if his bedroom faced the back, there would be a small window on the visible wall in this shot
- also what the fuck is the other door for?
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- his bedroom HAS to face the street bc if his bedroom faced the back, there would be a small window on the visible wall in this shot
- also what the fuck is the other door for?
9/15
also how to explain the stairs from the first story to the second? there& #39;s very little space for a staircase to begin with ???
10/15
10/15
even if we go by JUST the base game, we never get a view of the upstairs hallway OR the stairs themselves OR what& #39;s outside of bancho& #39;s bedroom at all
we might even be able to assume his bedroom DOES NOT face the front, because why don& #39;t we ever see this satellite dish?
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we might even be able to assume his bedroom DOES NOT face the front, because why don& #39;t we ever see this satellite dish?
11/15
then there& #39;s this shit which...what the fuck is that other roof? is that... another part of the house? why is it disconnected if it& #39;s part of this house? a neighbor& #39;s house? THERES NO SPACE FOR A NEIGHBOR& #39;S HOUSE TO BE THAT CLOSE, SO WHAT BUILDING IS THIS????
12/15
12/15
it& #39;s not the garage bc the garage is uncovered! and as far as i can fucking tell THERES NO OTHER PART OF THE DOJIMA HOUSE THAT COULD BE THERE?!
SO WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ROOF THAT YOU SEE OUTSIDE THE WINDOW?
13/15
SO WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ROOF THAT YOU SEE OUTSIDE THE WINDOW?
13/15
some people have tried to make it in the sims, which, sure, whatever it works
...except that it doesn& #39;t allow at ALL for what we actually experience in bancho& #39;s bedroom in game (and even less if we consider the animation)
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...except that it doesn& #39;t allow at ALL for what we actually experience in bancho& #39;s bedroom in game (and even less if we consider the animation)
14/15
anyway this house is completely fucking cursed, thank you for coming to my ted talk, none of this makes sense and now i finally understand why i could never find a fucking blueprint
BC THERE CANT BE ONE IN A WORLD WITH EUCLIDEAN GEOMETRY
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BC THERE CANT BE ONE IN A WORLD WITH EUCLIDEAN GEOMETRY
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ADDENDUM:
IF YOU CAN MAKE THIS MAKE SENSE, LET ME KNOW
I WOULD RATHER HAVE PEACE THAN BE RIGHT
IF YOU CAN MAKE THIS MAKE SENSE, LET ME KNOW
I WOULD RATHER HAVE PEACE THAN BE RIGHT
