Rating the girls from each song on 5sos self titled:
1: slsp - 6/10 - seems nice but doesn’t really have any character
2. don’t stop - 5/10 - why doesn’t she have a phone
3. good girls - 9/10 - a literal role model for all young teens in 2014
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4. kiss me kiss me - 7/10 wholesome teenage relationship
5. 18 - 0/5 - stop leading on a minor what’s wrong with her
6. everything i didn’t say - 7.5/10 seems really sweet, take him back though
7. beside you - 8/10 - loyal and pretty patient seems very nice
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8. end up here - 10/10 - just like perfect all round idk
9. long way home - 8/10 - it’s a first love, pretty wholesome
10. heartbreak girl - 2/10 - oblivious to everything literally just open ur eyes
11. english love affair - 6/10 - a fling for the spring
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12. amnesia - 1/10 - 1 point because she felt kinda bad i guess
13. never be - 4/10 - doesn’t have much detail
14. voodoo doll - 2/10 - clingy and slightly manipulative
15. lost boy - 4/10 - probably actually nice but why did she leave
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16. mrs all american - 3/10 - usually i love milfs but i think she’s gonna sleep with a minor
17. greenlight- 5/10 - pretty chill, ur bfs v horny tho
18. independence day - 0/10 - idk what she did but it’s bad and she’s rlly toxic
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19. close as strangers - 3/10 - same situation as beside you but obv this girl doesn’t care abt him as much and cba to try
20. out of my limit - 5/10 - doesn’t realise she’s being crushed on but is kinda chill

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