dr paul is the gift that keeps on giving, i hope they’ve got some more of these star candidates lined up for something

please vote for the reverend james titsfield who electrocuted his head with an electric shaver and now thinks all mice come over from china

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georgina terfly-transhate from crewe who won gold in the under 11s shotput and never forgave herself

bridget cleary except she actually is a shapeshifter

we’ve been out canvassing with dudley council’s latest rising star: a rattlesnake with a baseball cap!

percy tonsilcrease, tried to get elected as a councillor for the BNP in 2017 but is adamant that he “got better”

a wendigo. like just an actual fucking wendigo.

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