Thread by @elenawonders, look at the surprises in this $55 million Gilded Age-era Manhattan mansion [...]

look at the surprises in this $55 million Gilded Age-era Manhattan mansion i found while Zillow surfing. yes, there’s also an indoor pool https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8-E-62nd-St-New-York-NY-10065/31533267_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare

Help. What is going on with this art? https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/125-E-65th-St-New-York-NY-10065/321113799_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare

They spent five years renovating a historic New York mansion in order to make it a UFO. if you move here, you ascend. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3-Riverside-Dr-New-York-NY-10023/31523600_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare

Tempted to devote my account entirely to the best of New York’s townhouses

"don't touch that, please, it's breakable."
"how about this?"
"that too, that's breakable."
"is everything in this house breakable?"
"yes, that's why we're selling it"
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/14-E-69th-St-New-York-NY-10021/2073108029_zpid/?mmlb=g,11

"i didn't feel her up, ok? it was a just a light and gentle caress. SHE put her butt on my hand"
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/33-E-74th-St-New-York-NY-10021/125952385_zpid/

yet another attack of the Hand Chairs. this one also has a framed Barbie photograph, a lifesize statue of Rocket from Guardians of the Galaxy, and a submarine-esque dining room
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/48-E-81st-St-New-York-NY-10028/121198977_zpid/?mmlb=g,9

are these books CGI or did they really bind all their books in white fabric https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8-E-63rd-St-New-York-NY-10065/31533305_zpid/?mmlb=g,1

chandelier inspired by the hair in The Grudge, carpet inspired by...well, you'll have to zoom in and decide for yourself.

($9.95 million manhattan townhouse)

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/151-E-72nd-St-New-York-NY-10021/31535267_zpid/?mmlb=g,1

this kitchen floor is what happens when you watch Grease too many times

(12 million manhattan townhouse)

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/131-E-65th-St-New-York-NY-10065/31534932_zpid/?mmlb=g,1

when you never get a golden ticket so you have to build your own wonka-inspired living room.

(7.7 million manhattan townhouse)

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/519-E-84th-St-New-York-NY-10028/31546085_zpid/

uh, i think i just discovered Doctor Strange's manhattan apartment. and if not, then the headquarters of an ancient society of alchemists.

(11 million manhattan townhouse)
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/62-W-9th-St-New-York-NY-10011/31498761_zpid/

"the house is bright & colorful because we hide all of our secrets in the staircase."

(27 million manhattan townhouse)

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11-Saint-Lukes-Pl-New-York-NY-10014/2083219101_zpid/

"we take our bathrooms very seriously. for a fee, we'll add your silhouette to the hall of fame."

(5 million manhattan townhouse)

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/105-W-122nd-St-New-York-NY-10027/143177022_zpid/

built in 1909. former firehouse turned into a theater. the stained glass in the private residence is extraordinary.

(12.7 million manhattan townhouse)
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6-Hancock-Pl-New-York-NY-10027/2089759336_zpid/

"we wanted to make a home that king triton would approve of. he has yet to show up but we're waiting."

(18 million manhattan townhouse)

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/17-E-74th-St-New-York-NY-10021/2074041642_zpid/?mmlb=g,4

"we couldn't choose which chandelier we liked, so we got them all. same goes for chairs and color schemes."

(14 million manhattan townhouse)

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/36-E-73rd-St-1-New-York-NY-10021/2071517995_zpid/?mmlb=g,4

"we're going for corporate america meets Ice Age"

(4.3 million manhattan townhouse)

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/405-E-50th-St-New-York-NY-10022/31532386_zpid/?mmlb=g,5

"we want you to feel like you're in a factory. but like, a chic factory."

(13.5 million manhattan townhouse)

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/536-W-29th-St-New-York-NY-10001/2086334517_zpid/?mmlb=g,21

"no, the colors don't give us constant headaches! we had our heads removed years ago. much easier that way."

(7.25 million manhattan townhouse)

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/114-E-30th-St-New-York-NY-10016/31506611_zpid/?mmlb=g,5

"we want you to feel like you can check out any time you like but you can never leave."

(9.5 million manhattan townhouse)

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/209-E-31st-St-1-New-York-NY-10016/2081867374_zpid/?mmlb=g,3

"our kids are devastated by the lack of Rainforest Cafes on the east coast. we HAD to do something. we HAD to recreate it for them"

(10 million brooklyn townhouse)

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/47-Columbia-Pl-Brooklyn-NY-11201/30567761_zpid/?mmlb=g,0

"come in, come in. let me get a look at your neck. how elegant. what type blood do you have? o-positive? lovely. my favorite."

(7 million brooklyn townhouse)

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/41-Garden-Pl-Brooklyn-NY-11201/30567878_zpid/?mmlb=g,2

"no need for a coffee machine. all you need to do is step into the living room"

(2 million brooklyn townhouse)

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/136-Adelphi-St-Brooklyn-NY-11205/30614987_zpid/?mmlb=g,8

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