They didn’t. They had to be reminded. “It’s 8 pm do you know where your kids are?” And then they came and found us standing around a concrete playground with rusty nails sticking out of our feet https://twitter.com/irisismybarname/status/1386195006688358401

I remember there was this huge snowstorm in Philly in 1991. And of course I, having ADD, had lost my keys. So I had to go to my dodgy neighbor’s house to use their phone and call my mom who promptly told me to walk to my grandma’s house in Erdenheim. It was 3 miles. IN A BLIZZARD

I just remember trudging through the snow for about an hour and a half feeling like I was going to get murdered by a bunch of chestnut hill yuppies wearing cableknit sweaters from the gap. By the time I got to my grandmas house, I was half dead