They did the baroness dirty in this Sound of Music. All that investment and positioning in the mud, just like that, because she couldn’t sew curtains and play guitar.

I’m firmly Team Baroness.
Look at the party Baroness Schraeder threw at short notice! Could your fave ever? Could Maria ever?

I’m so annoyed right now. Rodgers and Hammerstein are cancelled man!
And they danced that dance. At her own party!!! At her own party!!!

Stop the whole feem.
In spite the gang up against her, my fave managed to execute a coup of her own. Ran the home wrecker out without any shots fired.

She didn’t even have to lie. She fought the intruder with the truth.

A worthy mentor to future Ms. Cersei Lannister, and blonde women everywhere.
Even the children didn’t give the poor woman a level plying field. Is this fair? They didn’t even have the balls to tell her she needed to wear trainers for ball games.

I can’t believe the conned us as children to believe she was bad. In my books, she was a hero!
And this one - Sister Maria - acting like she’s a child of God. Meanwhile, home wrecker.

“Why did they send you back?”, answer the question. You tried to steal somebody’s mans. Smh
People think the Nazis were the villains in this Sound of Music. Lies.

It was Reverend Mother. She’s the one who started this in the first place.

And after Baroness sent that man stealer back, guess who says she must go back? Baroness didn’t stand a chance against her long game
If you have any doubts Reverend Mother was the devil, why is she always in the shadows like a Sith Lord?

“Find your dream”...which dream? Somebody’s man? I’m shaking rn
And this was the moment our fave knew. She had to break up before she was broken up with.

Smh.
See lines. The grand patron of break up before they breakup with you.

Young ladies, look and learn. Don’t give them the pleasure of watching you cry. Go back to your Ikoyi mansion and cry from there. But don’t let them see your tears, Queen.
Where’s Qyburn to bomb this wedding with everybody and their father inside?

This is why they say the latter house shall be greater than the first.

Cersei saw how they treated her Auntie Baroness, and learned there’s nothing to be gained in leaving it to God. Scatter everything
This one thought after being part of Operation Maria conspiracy, that Karma is not watching.

You helped steal somebody’s man, Hitler stole your man. 1 - 1 goalless draw.
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