A short thread on the
#FordeReport.
Where is it Keith?
It’s in the attic.
Where is it Kieth?
It’s in that Greggs over there.
Where is it Keef?
See the bloke in the bucket hat, he had it last.
Where is it Keeth?
Mandelson threw it off a yacht.
Where is it Kief?
I definitely didn’t hide it in a bush.
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