There’s this (faux) mad person around ojuelebga that walks beside cars on the road with a big stone on one hand, and a pack of rice on the other, he makes sure there’s traffic and comes close to you, once you move, you’d hit him and the food will pour. This guy would then-
Tell you to buy him food, else he’d smash your glass. Offered him 1k baba ni gree said it’s 2k last. Gave it to him cos he was behaving erratic and traffic was serious. The stone too looked liked it would do a lot of damage.This same shit happened last week. Gave him 1k this time
Saw the idiot yesterday night. He tried to do the same thing. I reminded him that “I don give you money two times now” I was yelling Na God go punish you are the same time begging him not to to smash my window. He insisted I must buy him food. I just zoomed off at the next turn
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