I’ve never been to a 7/11 and I really feel like I’m missing out on something great.

WAIT! I lied. I’ve been to one once; on a trip to Toronto back in 2014 I only remember that I got a small slurpee because I was with my sister and her friends and one of the friends bought it for me cause I didn’t have money and I felt bad getting anything bigger lol

I found a picture. Mine is the baby one of course. I have no idea what the flavour is. I remember nothing else from that 7/11 trip https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">

I still feel like I’m missing out on something when it comes to 7/11.

There’s something about the word ‘slurpee’ that is just so entrancing, it sounds like consuming it would be some life altering experience… but it’s literally just a fucking slushie with a goofy name. That being said, I really fucking want one.

I want it because I have 0 chance of actually getting it. I would have to travel 4+ hours in the middle of a global pandemic just for a slushie with a goofy name.

I could easily go to the crosswalk at the end of my street and keep going straight and grab a slush puppy at the gas station 20 steps away, or turn left and get a froster at the Mac’s a little further away. But no. I want the unattainable slurpee. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen">