my opinions on zodiac signs based on my experiences. — a thread
aquarius ♒
- fashion sense is *chef's kisses*
- very smart, don't deny it
- competitive
- gets jealous easily
- either really loud or quiet
- you can't always be right
- stop acting so innocent when ur not
- attractive and hot
- I either love you or hate you with passion
pisces ♓
- annoying mfs
- stop ignoring everyone
- why are you so cold and mean ;-;
- you're really caring
- very funny
- please give me some of your height
- you guys never show your feelings
- very loyal
- you guys are actually very cute
- you're amazing, ily
aries ♈
- you guys are so LOUD
- SEXY
- let's be besties pls
- pretty
- you all have so many friends and your really popular too
- stop crying over everything
- very moody
- really stubborn
- some of you are actually very intimidating
- I dislike some of you sorry :/
taurus ♉
- you all are very crushable people
- boyfriend / girlfriend material
- DATE ME PLEASE 🥺
- why are you horny all the time
- stop being so selfish
- really sensitive
- very insecure
- you all are so cute >_<
- you are small and tiny
- I love you very much
gemini ♊
- you all are the sweetest and kindest people
- you care so much about others
- crush material
- cutest and most adorable
- VERY BEAUTIFUL / HANDSOME
- you guys give the best advice
- quite manipulative
- clingy people but I love you all very much
- everyone loves you
cancer ♋
- stop breaking things..
- probably crazy or going insane
- you all got major anger issues..
- you have so much love to give
- stop manipulating people
- VERY INTIMIDATING
- why do you leave everyone on delivered
- your music taste is superior
- very funny
leo ♌
- VERY FUN PEOPLE
- some of you are so mean and cold :/
- you guys have major trust issues..
- very creative people
- hot 😩
- kinda weird ngl
- stop overthinking everything
- you all are pretty
- you can't always be right, it's okay to be wrong sometimes
virgo ♍
- very hardworking people
- I want to have deep convos with you
- great listeners
- lovable people
- very organised
- very beautiful people
- I don't want to mess with you guys
- you probably have commitment issues
- independent people
- I love you so much
libra ♎
- very flirty
- cute but also very sexy
- perfectionists
- charming people
- sweetest
- I need a friend like you
- irresponsible bitches
- kinda scary
- you all deserve so much happiness and love
- you overthink too much
- most of you are extroverts
- everyone loves you
scorpio ♏
- why are you so mysterious ;-; you have so many secrets
- very trust worthy people
- everyone's favourite
- cool
- insecure about everything
- really sensitive
- you need constant attention
- responsible
- stop being so sarcastic
- I either love you or hate you
sagittarius ♐
- Y'ALL ARE SO SEXY WTF.
- VERY HOT 😩
- COOLEST people
- I want to be your friend
- very horny
- loyal
- good at keeping secrets
- really good friends
- PLEASE MARRY ME
- SO LOUD.
- I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
- I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU! JUST PLEASE BE MINE
capricorn ♑
- you all like to debate about everything
- quite persuasive
- STOP ARGUING WITH EVERYONE
- not everything is a fucking competition
- you have so many friends
- stop making people cry
- you guys get jealous so easily
- I HATE YOU
- I ALSO LOVE YOU THOUGH 😢
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