My Red Banquet predictions/theories: a thread

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To preface, this will be a thread comprised of 3 separate predictions/theories for the red banquet that's happening tomorrow, the 25th, two actually plausible predictions and one situational brainrot because I dont know how to control my tiny lizard brain.
ANYWHO
Theory 1: RED banquet
- Before the banquet everyone attending is told not to wear anything more than leather armour, and not to bring weapons of any kind. For some reason everyone complies
- Feast goes fine at first
- Bad delivers a speech/toast
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- The speech ends with him, Ant, and Punz (+ any eggheads I'm forgetting) attacking the attendees that don't love the egg
- Lots of canon lives are lost, but some manage to get away and/or avoid death by pretending to love the egg
- More stuff happens but I'm speedrunnin this so-
Theory 2: Trapped with the Egg
- All attendees are asked not to bring armour or weapons
- After a bit Bad announces that his goal is for everyone to love the egg by the end of the banquet
- He does this by locking everyone in the egg room to be possessed
- Some escape, some dont
Theory 3: Situational brainrot
- This one only applies if Ranboo and/or Techno are in attendance
- The red banquet is connected to the Masquerade from tftsmp (based off a thread I saw a while ago, I lost it but I'll try to find it later)
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- The egg remembers Ranboo and Techno as Sir Billiam and the Butler, and thought they were still on its side
- Obvs they actually aren't and the egg is angry, it commands the eggheads to get them back under control or kill them
- Egg either barely succeeds or barely fails at this
And that's all!
Keep in mind this thread cuts out a lot of minor details due to word limit and also I'm not very good at making cohesive theories, but I did this cause I just wanted to get these out before the red banquet tomorrow and see if I maybe end up predicting something C:
Anyways I'm super excited about the red banquet tomorrow, no matter what happens I'm sure it'll be super cool and you can bet I'll probably be tweeting a lot about it afterwards
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