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theres a stray cat who visits my yard and i usually give him a can of tuna but i’m all out so tonight i fried him an egg and i dont think he knows what to do with it
brother.... its food.... i promise....
ok he left and now there is just an egg on the ground
ok so i found a slug in the garden and i was gonna put him on the egg and be like “its ok the slug will eat the egg so its not going to waste” but as soon as the slug uncurled it went in the complete opposite direction. wtf is wrong with my egg
going to bed. egg is still untouched. will provide update in the AM. goodnight egg
good morning. it rained and now there is no way to describe the egg beyond ruined. ruined egg.
per someones advice earlier in the thread i put a bit of salt on the egg
went grocery shopping and put out some tuna to atone for my sins
also another egg
we have made amends (he still doesn’t want an egg tho)
NEW GUY ALERT
NEW NEW GUY ALERT
OG guy is back and he still doesnt want egg
this other one came back and i was so sure he was gonna eat the egg
bro... they have absconded with the tuna (eggs untouched)
IMPORTANT UPDATE!!! SOMEONE HAS FINALLY INTERACTED WITH THE EGG!! they knocked the egg off the plate. they are sending me a message. no more eggs.
UPDATE! THE OLD EGG HAS BEEN CONSUMED BY AN UNSEEN ENTITY. a cat? a squirrel? a rat? i simply dont know. it was there in the morning and now it is not. only one egg remains. what a journey!!
