How come I can't buy doge? Robinhood says I don't have enough buying power?

I will never understand this bs
I fully believe if I had 10k I would put it in Doge. Any of yall wanna hook a wigger up with an account with that much fiat value, would be dope.
I would give you a Coca Cola and a smile. 😃
or whatevr soft or hard drink you want really. I would say you've earned it.
I tell you what...I don't usually do this.
If you were to hit your boi up. Get upon that "gifting you 10k in Doge OR fiat tip"...
....normally when people in this industry facilitate a one way transfer from ones meme currency to their own diamond hodl hands (look it up, sweaty)..
The recipient would dictate the money, meme or otherwise. But you grift this to me...I'll let you do it in ALL $doge.
I want you to think about it, don't answer now. I will remind you later and you feel free to say "no".
Much love, ttyl🙏
Okay, buried in this thread is some secrets about this account:
All I do is cope. There are lots of scared, unhealthy, confused people in my life. My escape is Twitter and usually I just joke as a release.
I see that my life in cancelled.
I cope as a capybara.
Compassion wins.
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