the downside to the joke of this account only following James Bond is that that account is extremely bad and every time any of us log on we get mad at it
what
I sympathise with the poor person who has to come up with tweets for James Bond The Brand every day but: what
our bold new suggested direction for them is to tweet in the persona of James Bond. like so:
ttoom;’ much claretttttttt tnightFckdnfrmrlslantnnnmmmmmmmmmm
gmme the FUCKng KEys Q you cn imm god t drve)
y evr noticr all women, ar djddfff;42&
dont evn know hw3 £toppay bacc. balz. bakak. barkart. barakat. countin game. lol BANCO cnt #
[the account then does not tweet for sixteen hours]
lost gun in toilet again
vback on the martinis. much cleaner-importnant note: bloffeld gay???????questionmark
how hey Google hey google how to un bow tie. in tie. un tie tie bow. bow tie
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zstick yr mandatory seexism train inh up uoudkfl
no poppy on BBC News girl again typical -JB
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