Why Women are not shit a thread, based off a true story *clears throat* SO it all started with 2 boys deciding to have a bro date & go eat some lobster tacos & Day drink some shit ( here’s the shit we had) in Santa Monica, CA. BOOM, I get cat called & I’m half drunk now GEEKED!

I ignore it, but my mana is like “come onnnn let’s talk to some girls” I’m like no bro I came up here to eat, drink, and enjoy my bro time, idc bout women fr” He say Ight, now we on the pier walkin n shit, BOOM two fine shorties stop right in front of us, he stops

Now we 3ft away from the girls awkwardly close, but no words spoken but I heard one say “Oo he’s fine so n so” and I “word?” Under my breath, but I tell bro let’s keep walkin

Boom, Next scene, we somehow end up around then same shorties again next to a nigga playin a violin wit a drummer, shit was litty specially while I was sturdy, I was in front of the crowd MOVIN, y’all ever heard a violin?

Bro go “cmon Kp let’s talk to some girls” I’m like Ight go ahead bruh, what are the odds you’ll go talk to thing 1 and thing 2 over there (mind you bro is 5’4)

HE DOES IT, and mind you both shorties IS RAW ASL I’m talkin like Twitter model status, I didn’t know they existed like that tbh, felt like I was seeing a unicorn, like

SKIP SCENES, we done made friends, 2 random shorties is now in the car wit us, we drinkin alcohol, 1 of em is from Compton, CA & the other is from Houston, Texas. Now I start playing chess with my questions, to find out if these some single women or not

I ask “Can you be in a relationship wit no title?” Houston Texas gon say “ I mean yea that’s kind of where I- you can have a relationship without the title” at that point I’m black youngsta in my head

Cause like why you in random niggas cars you met at the beach, drinkin liquor when you got a nigga??? WE all exchange social media’s, HOUSTON has a whole boyfriend of YEARS on her account, and COMPTON gon drop a bomb and be like “ yea my cousin is roddy rich”

Houston is now litty she under her breath “ you look good, i need you stay over there” I’m bewildered cause SWORE she was drawn to my mans and HAS a boyfriend

We get to another location, BOOM now COMPTON under her breath say “ y’all not down for the 4 way” I say “nobody else heard that? Anyways stop playin wit me gang” she go “I’ll eat her pussy while you fuck me” I’m now code red cuz I’ve been faded ALL DAY!

So I’m still on abstinence journey, to keep this short, There is a nigga out there right now, who’s girlfriend WENT TO CALI for a week, fucked 3 niggas the 3rd being my boa, whom In which fucked shorty In a MOTEL not a HOTEL, for 4 hours. No bullshit.

We dropped her and her friend off, and when we did THE SHORTY GON MAKE OUT WIT BRO AND BE LIKE “I’ll be back in Cali in a month” I’ve never felt so bad for a nigga before