I’m babysitting my brother for the first time ever. The one who I have the life long feud with. The one who looks like the kid from wife swap. And I told him he could come sit in the living room and he said no and is sitting in the dark in the dining room. I want him outta here

It’s my parents anniversary and I offered to watch his creepy ass to be nice not thinking she would actually say yes but she agreed and now he’s in my home. It’s like how you feel when the plumber is here while you’re alone. Except the plumber is evil

Still will not come into the living room and he asked that I stop looking at him.

He came into the living room but sat as far away as he could from me across the room and I asked him “am I your favorite sibling” and he said “you’re third” he only has 3 siblings. And then he told me to stop talking cause he’s trying to play Minecraft..