So I'm scrolling through home design and construction-supply websites, because that's where I'm at in my quarantine madness. Designing the perfect dream home that I will never actually have because I'm a millennial and I live in California. You know the drill.

And I find myself looking through deals for bulk-buying and whatnot. "Buy five bathtubs, get the sixth free!" That sort of thing.

Obviously targeted to actual construction companies who are building six different homes at once, you know?

But you know where my mind goes with that one. YOU KNOW.

"Wow, how considerate. They are giving wangxian a special discount because they keep breaking bathtubs. :')"

Now I'm imagining whatever godforsaken builder is in charge of supplying tubs for Cloud Recesses.

He's the first man on planet earth to invent the discount punchcard: buy five, get one free!

And he does it because wangxian are so goddamn horny that they keep breaking things that need to be replaced.

Wangxian inadvertently trigger the invention of BOGO sales send tweet.