Instead of telling someone to take care of themselves or to let you know if there’s anything they need, here are some things you can do: put gas in their car & get the oil changed, put mini ice creams in their freezer, sync & charge their Fitbit, wash their masks. If they are me.

I will start adding to this thread the things that didn’t make my life worse. Day 1: the food I put in the broiler did become engulfed in shooting flames, but I did not burn the house down.

Day 2: I fell hard on concrete but did not break my elbow when I conjured my inner 8-year-old gymnast to attempt a balance beam jump on a piece of warped lumber while wearing Crocs.