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what i think dream smp members shits r like ; a thread 
george
thick, luscious. melt-in your mouth texture, similar to dog poo. just keeps coming and coming like an icecream machine
smell: fucken foul
rating: 89%
thick, luscious. melt-in your mouth texture, similar to dog poo. just keeps coming and coming like an icecream machine
smell: fucken foul
rating: 89%
dream
hard, rocky, feels like ur sharting pebbles. like dry rabbit poo but 10x the size. short and snappy, hard to flush
smell: eggs
rating: 11%
hard, rocky, feels like ur sharting pebbles. like dry rabbit poo but 10x the size. short and snappy, hard to flush
smell: eggs
rating: 11%
quackity
flowing like a river, its like shitting out a wave. never ever stops, can last for 15 minutes average. smooth, swirly like a snake. very thin.
smell: TRASHCAN JUICE
rating: 99%
flowing like a river, its like shitting out a wave. never ever stops, can last for 15 minutes average. smooth, swirly like a snake. very thin.
smell: TRASHCAN JUICE
rating: 99%
jack manifold
possibly the dryest poo youve ever felt. feels like spikes coming out ur asshole. can possibly tear the hole walls.
smell: cardboard
rating: 6%
possibly the dryest poo youve ever felt. feels like spikes coming out ur asshole. can possibly tear the hole walls.
smell: cardboard
rating: 6%
wilbur soot
splats up your back (sometimes reaching your neck). texture and colour of a chicken korma curry. your asshole burns and stings after one of these fuckers.
smell: rotten curry and bean smush
rating: 100%
splats up your back (sometimes reaching your neck). texture and colour of a chicken korma curry. your asshole burns and stings after one of these fuckers.
smell: rotten curry and bean smush
rating: 100%
