Whenever customers try and start an argument because I'm being covid safe by saying stuff like "WeLl CaR wReCkS cAn KiLl YoU tOo" Well yeah, no shit. Doesn't mean I don't wear my seatbelt or tailgate the car ahead of me while driving 60.
Like, yeah. There's 1000s of ways to die. And if I can make sure I can lower the chances of dying by staying 6 feet away from your smarmy ass, I'm gonna do it.
And while I'm on this covid related rant, I'm genuinely terrified of when this pandemic ends. Not cause of things going back to normal. But because people are going to use it as a way to "Overcorrect" and be creepy n shit. Like no, virus or not. Stay out of my personal bubble
And I'm guy, I've got it way easier. I feel incredibly scared for my female coworkers. Cause I know there are some creeps that shop at my store. And no doubt they're gonna try and grab em and hug em n shit since its 'safe' to do that now and play it off as being 'friendly'
To end my mess of a rant. Pandemic is almost over, keep safe. And if I don't know you, pandemic or not. Unless you have my permission, stay out of my personal bubble and don't touch me :)
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