I& #39;m gonna read this now... this is a thread of my reaction, i& #39;ll be tweeting my reactions here. https://twitter.com/94ALWAYSKIWIS/status/1385495780476088320">https://twitter.com/94ALWAYSK...
Just so you know, i am a larrie and this is to have some fun and see how dumb that side can be at 1am. dont judge.
I& #39;ve literally read 2 lines and it already sounds absolutely ridiculous... help!
Pls these camera men are apparently larries the asses who are absolute homophobes irl are larries... help!!!
Louis threatening to get the fans arrested... lmfao this is too good... it& #39;s not even halfway thru the first chapter help.
Louis& #39; calling elanour babe...this is so cringey help!
I read the comments and they& #39;re so fucking funny..... like pls... i& #39;m gonna d word tonight
"Elanour, baby, r u awake" yelp pls im laughing harder than i should be....
Not louis wanting to have morning seggs with El nooo pls... helpppp
Elks middle name is jane? i didnt know that...
someone tell me why i thought it was a good idea to read elounor shit?
"people gang up on us to say our relationship is fake" lmfao hellppppppp im gonna d word istfg
"Our love is pure, our love is real" umm debatable but as u say Mr. Tomlinson.
this is what? the 3rd of 32.... help how am i gonna survive??
Louis& #39; getting jealous of the boys staring at el? help! 40% of them act gayer than the gayest people alive
im gonna start chapter 4 now and this is just... helpp
so far, elk has cried a lot becoz of larries calling her louis& #39; beard and louis has told the boys off for staring at el.... aside from that there was half a chapter on their sex life in paris.
Now louis& #39; getting into a fight with a random guy who tried to hit on el... um ok?
Help Harry& #39;s ordering people around...this is not how things work at a bar idiots!
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this guy is trying to sexually force el to be with him and fuck him and shit. and he did something to el& #39;s cheek? idk whats going on anymore-
as much as i hate el, this isnt something people shud be doing even if its just fictional coz it does happen irl
Now el is pregnant? what just happened? the hell is going on?
Now apparently she& #39;s not.
Now she is... tf IS SHE FUCKING PREGNANT OR NOT
Louis is unhooking her bra? i didnt know he could do that coz the last time we know he tried lifting it off her head-
HET SMUT NOOO EWWWW
ok that wasnt long but they& #39;re still staring at each other naked
im not the only larrie reading shit for entertainment.... there is legit someone called whoreforlarry in the comments lol
AHHH SHIT. he chapter is legit called naked encounters.... it& #39;s gonna be bad...
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I am not gonna believe that harry was staring at el& #39;s vagina one bit. i& #39;d believe him yelling & #39;AHHH VAGINAAAAA& #39; and running out of the room over this any fucking day.
i legit cant believe what shit is going on here...
Ok. I& #39;m done. just finished the 6th chap and its too fucking het for me to read. sorry. I cant read 26 more het chapters of my larents acting super het and harry being portrayed as a womanizer and sexist. No fucking way.
those were like some 30 tweets help-
anyways, ending this thread now. Not gonna recommend horny larries (or any super gay larries) like me to read this.

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