WOUNDED KIDNEYS
A social media report quotes MP-elect Segirinya Muhamad as diagnosing himself with "wounded kidneys".
Now try googling "wounded kidneys"...
In 2014 I think, Segirinya made history when he called Top Radio to report severe beating by police.
He said he was in Mulago Intensive Care Unit, becoming the only ICU patient on earth ever to make a phonecall while "on oxygen".
Segi is no joke!!
Another powerful NUP leader gave harrowing testimony about soldiers crushing his kidneys.
He touched his pubic area to soothe the affected organs and emerged as the only human being whose kidneys are located where he touched... Even NUP medics gasped!!
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