I’m going to start tweeting IndyCar sponsors that I have not yet googled and have no idea what they do.

Additionally, I will add what fake thing I think they should do based on their name / logo / vague advertising efforts.

1. Group 1001

This is an ultra exclusive social media network that only allows 1001 members at a time. It’s got some cult-y vibes.

2. Arrow

I know they do something techy, and their logo definitely reflects that. And clearly they have enough money for racing. So it’s obvious to me they invented the cursor you control on the screen with the mouse.

3. Autogeek

This is a crowdsourced sponsorship created by the
r/autogeek subreddit just because they’re big fans of RVK.

4. SEGI

Okay, this one has a little TV on the logo, so I assume it’s actually something to do with that. But, if that was gone I would say:
This is a Greek yogurt brand. But like, one with caffeine in it. https://twitter.com/fredsmith914/status/1386026334455926785

5. Vuse

That’s a fancy water. Something Probably sparkling. Only sold in a glass bottle and has Reishi mushrooms or something in it.

6. Cly-Del

Goods to care for large horses. Brushes, tack, feed, but specially made for Clydesdales. https://twitter.com/kyle_benjamintv/status/1386029694139633673