gettin st*ned and live tweeting mortal kombat here we gooooo

unpopular opinion but these types of movies are the EXACT type i wanna see in my bed on a saturday. paying $20 to see shit BIGGER has never made sense to me

this first killer man ripping through with a sword and icicles has sexy fuckin eyebrows

wow i want this ice sculpture at my wedding. powerful

loving the blood spatter and the rope knife in the head. adorable honestly

ok electric hat man!

i could be wrong but i think this baby gonna be important

oh no this was only the first 12 min

so this movie is basically 2fast2furious ?

ok not to be lord saruman or whatever but outworld seems way cooler

i would love for him to show me his birthmark ya know

i can’t tell if this movie is horny or i am but ice man is

taking a road trip to 806 w washington blvd. who’s vaxxed and in??

“this is my new favorite movie of all time” my bf

“i’ve done 6 tours mother fucker” i want him to explode oh as i was typing his arms went bye

i would be fine w this ally woman if it was actually ali larter instead

oh. shit. i love outerworld this red face creep talker? obsessed w her

immediately sonja is too scared and panicked for me i need terminator lady energy

ok she’s an anthropologist narrator i can handle it now

nice punch sonja morgan!

ghost dog

oops it’s a komodo dragon that had it’s heart temple of doomed

i mean he could’ve put some hydrogen peroxide and the ordinary’s niacinimide 10% + zinc on the scar instead of just letting it be an open wound

i wanna be the granny pilot one day

i hope i get to see the aussie violently die slowly

i would@follow you anywhere mr kang

what if when they got to the temple anna kendrick came out and challenged you to a sing off

i think this film might work better with no dialogue

omg kang has the original amulet from 1984’s the neverending story

electric hat man!!!!!! lmao he said the library is in honey you all suck

open * not in. god everything until this point has been sound sane rational accurate. dang

definitely team spooky

he just called godzilla omg

all of dumb aussies lines are dumb but it’s like the writers asked how to specifically make me angry and i don’t appreciate it

sort of wanna turn this off and watch this instead

ok we took a snack break but we are BACK in action and this has turned into a terminator movie

i rly hope aussie dies big like big dies

not an orphan from the south side of chicago cole

i hope we leave this family here they are boring i’m glad he went back i’m here for the scary mouth lady and this winged babe

it just doesn’t make sense sindel is not part of this isn’t that the only mk character everyone knows?

team spooky except for aussie he can choke

ok love this keyblade sly cooper bane man zippin around

scary face feels the same abt ms blade as me: no worth

i cannot believe winged lady grimes got cut out like that she deserved more

hulk SMASH ali larter

this four armed bitch is drag

wow her exit? iconic. i still need this same energy applied to the boring team tho my babes are losing

these kombats would NOT be happening on chromatica

bye yo yo hat bitch laterrrrrr

unfortunately we have to take a mini break my diarrhea is acting up

ok metal arm man just redeemed himself with that skull smash but i still need some of the boring team to die

this kill bill ass fight in the trailer giving very eye ball squish moment

not sly cooper bane

i can’t believe this movie wants me to side with americans

“get over here”

this scene would be so much cooler if britney’s break the ice was playing

not fucking cole taking my husband away i hate this movie

why the fuck is ally still here. disgusting

i can’t believe they are turning this franchise effort to center around THESE DWEEBS

i think i will like mortal kombat 2 but this was just too much of pro good guys for me. appreciating this theme remix in the credits

scary mouth lady was my number 1 tho and this was p entertaining while also being very stupid.

everyone to me abt this thread: FINISH HIM.

OK fine. bye.