Lets do some pickup lines dude (a thread)
Hey you look like a treasure. You kno why? Cus i want to bury you
I got a problem, but i think its more of like an issue. Becus i MISSue
Can you guess my fav tea?

You CUTEa
I think my phone& #39;s broken. It must& #39;ve broke. When i fell for u
I think happiness started with "H" but i kno im wrong. obviously now its starts with U
I just needed to put on my glasses. So i can clearly see. Tht youre the one for me
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