You know. Twilight is twilight. But Underworld is the most INCONSISTENT vampire lore ever. It's so simple and yet, it's like they forgot to write everything down before doing another movie. Also, why do vampires need beating hearts to live?
I know it's WoD watered down, but WoD is it's own worst enemy so we weren't gonna get something legit vampire that's well done ever. Blood Wars should have been vampires searching for Selene who disappeared with her daughter after #4. I also hate that Scott Speedman left.n
Not that Kate can't carry a movie, But I don't know five movies of lichens and werewolves killing each other for no reason where only the first two movies had some interesting twist on it...1 was creating a hybrid. 2 was humans present a bigger threat.
I feel like one should have at least explored a truce if only temporary. I feel like if world of darkness is going to ever create a movie they need to create a character like Selene. And it would have to be excellent storycraft. No rehashed tired shit. New territory for vampires.
Yes I do realize that this thread is entirely too deep for the topic that it's about... But it's Saturday morning I have chocolate vegan pancakes and this is where my life is right now. #vampires #storycraft #underworld #criticism Al
And I forget this character's name but I'm identifying with her hardcore. Apparently she sleeps with dumb men who are good in bed but doesn't actually let them talk. That's #goals right there.
And would it kill them to have a color palette that's more than 4 colors?!
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