Finally watching The Falcon and The Winter Soldier and I love that Sam is from Louisiana seeing as how Anthony Mackie is from NOLA.

I actually ran into him on Canal in 2019 and lost my shit when I realized who he was 😂
This new Captain America can’t even fill the mask out right.

Hella creepy looking! 😖
Poor Buckey, torturing himself by taking care of that man. 💔
Ep. 2

Now who’s band is this?! They better play!! 😍
Ok soooooo I’m guessing Steve Rodgers got old, gave Falcon the shield and died soon there after because wouldn’t he be like 100 and something?
“Sorcerers are just wizards without hats” đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

I laughed so hard during this conversation
Okay Ep. 3 and my bitch Sharon Carter is fucking up these men left and right in this crate yard!!! 😍😍
Still not completely sure why tf they needed Baron out of jail but I guess he’s helping.....
The Dora Milage are so damn fine my God!!! đŸ˜đŸ€©
So this new Captain America is stealing now???

He’s already crazy af because he was upset Sam was talking with Karli and actually doing a good job till he came in bustin up the groove 🙄
I actually hate him. Sorry ass can’t do shit right! 😒
The Dora MOTHERFUCKING Milage!!!! 😍😍😍😍
Whew! They know they can make an entrance! đŸ€©
“The Dora Milage have jurisdiction wherever the Dora Milage find themselves to be”
CONFESSION: Watching the Dora Milage fight turns me on đŸ€€
This new Cap’s inferiority complex is so ugly
And that ugliness manifested its way into him murdering ole dude. SMH.

This mayne got innocent blood on the shield
“Why are you making me do this?”

The exact words of a manipulative abuser. He’s abusing the shield.
Not him tryna slice of Sam’s head with the shield in the name of Captain America!!!

Psychopath. He’s a deranged psychopath
Okay yall! I fell asleep halfway into Ep 5....let’s pick back up shall we 😈

I gotta start it over from the beginning because I last remember Walker spazzing on the court when they RIGHTFULLY discharged is crazy ass
Who is this wacko in the stiletto boots? Who she reppin? HYDRA? The Flagsmashers? CIA? A new org?
Damn they raided Karli’s home 😯

She gonna fuck errbody up!
Honestly I’m rooting for her. They did them so wrong and I feel her pain.

Still messed up how she going about killing folks but the government don’t give a damn about collateral damage so why should she?
Damn Buckey ain’t have to pump fake ole Venmo like that lmao

Although he been ready to die since T’Challa stopped him.
Now Sam,

Why in the hell do you think Isaiah want that damn shield?
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