So I came to this wedding as just a regular invited guest. Jiki jiki 1-2 1-2, suddenly this morning I'm walking a bride down the aisle. Njani, Sway?? https://twitter.com/Khuze_Elikhulu/status/1385863032224550915
Explainer: the bride is a twin and my daughter*. Culturally* the other twin also has to partake in all bridly things for the day. So I walked the one twin down the aisle as father-of-the-bride, while the twin actually getting married was chaperoned by their father

*don't ask
BTW this plan had not been communicated to me prior. I just found out this morning.
Yesterday we were introduced to another 2 of his kids that none of us ever even knew existed, and they look exactly like us. That's 3 "new" kids I've met in the last 3 months. We were also told of twins of his that we're yet to meet. This man died in 1997 https://twitter.com/Khuze_Elikhulu/status/978915867349184512?s=19
24 years and his not so smallanyana skeletons are still making their way out of his closet
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