OKAY. SO.

I haven& #39;t slept. I don& #39;t know why I never got tired. My sleep schedule has been weird.

To pass the time, I& #39;ve been morphing celebrities on FaceApp. IT FASCINATES ME. To combine two celebs that you wouldn& #39;t normally pair together and make a beautiful new face is COOL.
For instance, this combination is @iamcardib and... wait for it... @LorettaLynn. LOOK HOW CRAZY BEAUTIFUL THIS NONEXISTENT, HYBRID PERSON IS. You wouldn& #39;t think to pair the two together, right? BUT LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DO. Absolute gorgeousness!
As if that didn& #39;t blow your mind enough, this next combo is @DollyParton and Bonnie Wright! Turns out, Dolly and Ginny Weasley make a TOTALLY SMOKIN& #39; BABE!

Yeah. Would YOU think to combine the two? I doubt it, and you& #39;re welcome!
So this is all well and good, yes? It would appear as though my new hobby enables me to create totally nonexistent, yet completely exquisite people. What a fun little diversion!

Or at least... SO I THOUGHT.

Because, dear Tweep, it led me to discover... A TIME TRAVELER.
See, I have this favorite silent film star. Not many millennials know him. His name was Harold Lloyd, and he was a contemporary of both Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton. He actually produced more films and made more money than both Chaplin AND Keaton, but he& #39;s largely forgotten.
He& #39;s been a favorite of mine ever since I "discovered" him in high school.

Anyway, I& #39;m not sure what gave me the idea, but I decided to morph his image with that of the one and only @johncusack. Specifically, these two images:
And do you know what happened, dear Tweep?

I& #39;ll tell you what happened.

It resulted in THIS IMAGE:
YOUR EYES DO NOT DECEIVE YOU, DEAR TWEEP.

That& #39;s right! The image created as the result of combining the visages of @johncusack and Harold Lloyd are NIGH INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM THE IMAGE OF YOUNG MR. CUSACK HIMSELF. You needn& #39;t adjust your glasses.

(Seriously. Download FaceApp.
Try to morph the two images I shared. You& #39;ll get the same result.)

Is John Cusack a regular ol& #39; guy? Or has he been granted immortality by eldritch magicks of unknown origin?!

That, my dear Tweep, is up for you to decide!

*SO MANY SPOOKY NOISES*
@erinh5995 get a load of what I& #39;ve been doing all night lol
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