OKAY. SO.

I haven't slept. I don't know why I never got tired. My sleep schedule has been weird.

To pass the time, I've been morphing celebrities on FaceApp. IT FASCINATES ME. To combine two celebs that you wouldn't normally pair together and make a beautiful new face is COOL.

For instance, this combination is @iamcardib and... wait for it... @LorettaLynn. LOOK HOW CRAZY BEAUTIFUL THIS NONEXISTENT, HYBRID PERSON IS. You wouldn't think to pair the two together, right? BUT LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DO. Absolute gorgeousness!

As if that didn't blow your mind enough, this next combo is @DollyParton and Bonnie Wright! Turns out, Dolly and Ginny Weasley make a TOTALLY SMOKIN' BABE!

Yeah. Would YOU think to combine the two? I doubt it, and you're welcome!

So this is all well and good, yes? It would appear as though my new hobby enables me to create totally nonexistent, yet completely exquisite people. What a fun little diversion!

Or at least... SO I THOUGHT.

Because, dear Tweep, it led me to discover... A TIME TRAVELER.

See, I have this favorite silent film star. Not many millennials know him. His name was Harold Lloyd, and he was a contemporary of both Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton. He actually produced more films and made more money than both Chaplin AND Keaton, but he's largely forgotten.

He's been a favorite of mine ever since I "discovered" him in high school.

Anyway, I'm not sure what gave me the idea, but I decided to morph his image with that of the one and only @johncusack. Specifically, these two images:

And do you know what happened, dear Tweep?

I'll tell you what happened.

It resulted in THIS IMAGE:

YOUR EYES DO NOT DECEIVE YOU, DEAR TWEEP.

That's right! The image created as the result of combining the visages of @johncusack and Harold Lloyd are NIGH INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM THE IMAGE OF YOUNG MR. CUSACK HIMSELF. You needn't adjust your glasses.

(Seriously. Download FaceApp.

Try to morph the two images I shared. You'll get the same result.)

Is John Cusack a regular ol' guy? Or has he been granted immortality by eldritch magicks of unknown origin?!

That, my dear Tweep, is up for you to decide!

*SO MANY SPOOKY NOISES*

@erinh5995 get a load of what I've been doing all night lol