Woke logic:

1. If you're on your way to school and you meet an accident along the road, it's your teacher's fault. Not yours. Not the other driver's. Kasi wala ka naman sana sa daan kung wala kang pasok.

2. If you woke up late and your mom forgot to cook breakfast for you so you have to cook it yourself, but you accidentally burned your kitchen along the process, it's your mother's fault, not yours. You're not at fault, you're just hungry.

3. If you're running late for a job interview and along the way, you trip on a rock, it's not your fault. It's the president's fault. Kasi if he's competent, you don't have to look for a job kasi hindi ka sana naghihirap. Mayaman ka sana instantly.

4. If one dark night, as you are walking alone along the slums of wherever, you were robbed, it's not the robber's fault. It's the president's fault. Kasi if he's competent, there will be no robbers at all. And, hello, robbers are just hungry.

5. If you audition for a reality show because you want fame, but the TV network doesn't see your potential, it's the president's fault. If he's competent, you would have been rich by now. Famewhore, but rich. Instantly rich.

6. If you failed to pass your online assignments on time, it's not your teacher's fault. It's also not your fault. It's the president's fault. If he was competent, he would have frozen the academic year so you have more time to whine online.

7. If you had consensual premarital sex and got pregnant na wala sa plano, it's not your fault or your partner's fault. It's God's fault for making it feel good and allowing fertilization to happen.

8. If your friend married an abusive foreigner, it's not his/her partner's fault. It's the president's fault. He/She shouldn't have looked for love online if he/she was rich in the first place. A different president would have made him/her instantly rich.

This is the world of the stupid wokes. A world free of accountability.