Fairy tail men answering to the question "Would you still love me even if I were a rock?"

Natsu: "Yeah I'd use you to win the Rock Skipping tournament! We'll be the best team!!"

Gray: "If I don't answer yes you'll get upset so I'll say yes."

Gajeel: "What the fuck."

Jellal: "Weird question but I guess so?"

Laxus: "No? You're a goddamn rock."

Sting: "If you're a rock then I'll be a tree haha."

Rogue: "Sure. Frosch and I will take good care of you."

Erik: "No. I can't hear inanimate objects' thoughts."

Macbeth: "I don't think so."

Freed: "First of all, how would you even turn into a rock? Second of all, I've never heard of someone liking a rock. Third-"

Bickslow: "Yeah baby I'll control you with my magic so it'll be fine."

Ichiya: "Men! Of course! A beautiful young woman as you will remain beautiful even as a rock."

Mest: "What kind of question is that? I can't love a rock."