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Ranboo& #39;s 93 lessons - a thread (/j)
this thread is 100% intended to be read in Ranboo& #39;s voice just to be very very clear ksjsks.
1. don& #39;t run with scissors
2. always pick *gun* in rock, paper, scissors because there is genuinely a version of the game where a gun is involved and it just wins every single time
3. you don& #39;t have a personality you fool you stole it from Ranboo. Your speech patterns didn& #39;t change for no reason big guy.
4. wipe standing up you heathen
5. Tommy is, in fact, not 6& #39;3 and that brings a smile to my face every time I think about it
6. Birds can& #39;t tell that glass is there, probably because they& #39;re rather bird brained *weak rimshot plays in the distance*
7. The universe is moving really really fast all the time which means we& #39;re all going over the speed limit all the time. We are all criminals.
8. Raccoons look like they have little masks on :)
9. Bridge to Terebithia is probably the saddest film a human being can ever watch. If you disagree with me I& #39;m going to ignore lesson one and do just what it told me not to do, and do it in your general direction /lh
10. The number ten is a number
11. Professor Hidgens did nothing wrong
12. Ranboo did nothing wrong
13. Wilbur did a lot of things wrong
15. blue and yellow mixed together make green, unless you mix it wrong; then the universe shifts on it& #39;s axis a lil bit /j
16. The Lady from the Little Nightmares DLC is kind of a milf
17. How the fuck does fishing work?
18. Being a writers not that easy, but Grammarly can help. This sentence is grammatically correct, but it& #39;s wordy and hard to read. Luckily Gra
19. This thread was a stupid idea
20. Ranboo is a national treasure
21. I mean national treasure as in the descriptor,,, not the movie starring Nick Cage
22. National Treasure was a stupid movie.
23. We still don& #39;t know what a Hufflepuff is, exactly
24. According to all known laws if aviation there is no way a bee should be able to fly
25. Baking soda and vinegar are not an accurate depiction of what lava feels like- I saw we sue the education system /j
