I can smoke a pound of dro, not that I NEED THAT MUCH, but if I did decide to smoke more dro than I needed, or God forbid I do ever NEED TO SMOKE THAT MUCH DRO, I still would never end up having anything bad happen. Roughly 7/10 times I consume alcohol bad shit happens, probably
closer to 8/10 times I consume alcohol, bad shit happens. Then I realized something 🅱️razy- they actually put chips in the alcohol, programmed to make bad things happen to the consumer. Most commonly these are things like car accidents, domestic violence, DUI’s, even going as
far as inducing unpleasant symptoms and serious health risks with heavy or prolonged use. So that led me to question, why is alcohol legal, and DRO, which I NEED, illegal? Then that led to my next question- If it’s legal to drink liquor how come they can arrest me for drinking
too much of it before or while operating a vehicle? Seems like they just want to make life difficult... Dro, a necessity, is illegal and could get me in big trouble. Alcohol is legal, but I still get in trouble for obeying the law by drinking alcohol? I was driving my OWN CAR how
can they tell me that I can’t legally smoke my DRO that I NEED, then they also tell me I can’t legally drive my OWN car because I obeyed the law by drinking the LEGAL alcohol that the liquor store sold to me after ID’ing me... So basically even if I obey the law and drink alcohol
i still go to jail because the cop had to hate on me for havin a good time drinking my legal alcohol in my legally insured vehicle just because they can’t figure out a way to take my ILLEGAL DRO that i NEED to SMOKE away from me. Long story short, the moral of the story is always
just do whatever you feel like doing but make sure if you’re doing something that could get you arrested or hurt or worse, that you do it as slick as possible to reduce risk of bullshit happening, such as getting arrested for drinking alcohol you legally purchased and driving the
car that you also legally purchased. Seems to me that DUI is unconstitutional. Arguably more unconstitutional than DRO being ILLEGAL when people like myself NEED TO SMOKE DRO. Now they have threatened to monitor me for my DRO usage and punish me if I do SMOKE IT! I NEED IT! At
what point will we make change happen? Land of the Free? I can’t even drink my own alcohol and use my own vehicle in the same span of time without it somehow bothering the police if they catch me doing it!!! My MUCH NEEDED DRO is ILLEGAL TO SMOKE but they expect me to pay taxes?
Of course I do pay taxes because even though this ass-backwards country keeps shitting on me, I am a proud hard-working white American citizen and nobody can take that from me! Just like they can’t take away the DRO that I NEED TO SMOKE. At least not right now. Hopefully the
judge doesn’t decide to make me submit urine drug screens. Even then, they couldn’t take my dro from me, I leave it at the house lol.. But they could take me from my dro if they do decide to really observe and study my urine that comes out of my cock which also must be a
violation of my constitutional rights, they may get mad that it contains a high level of THC. That would be due to the fact that I SMOKE DRO BECAUSE I NEED IT. They may also see a couple other things I NEED come up positive if they decide to put time and effort into running tests
on my urine (fr weird af). Right now I’m just banking on the hope that they aren’t obsessed with evaluating people’s urine. Because if they are weird pee-scientists, they will definitely find out I smoke DRO because I NEED IT without much difficulty, because they have such high-
end urine observation labs, and I smoke a LOT of DRO. Not more than I NEED though. I ONLY SMOKE AS MUCH DRO AS I NEED. The DUI was a stupid mistake, I don’t even usually drink liquor, but I was trying to obey the law since I was also driving at the time, so I chose to drink
& drive rather than SMOKE MY DRO THAT I NEED & drive. But of course, somehow I’m still a criminal who gets thrown in jail! They caught me obeying the law, drinking liquor (I’m 25) and driving a vehicle I own, and now I have to go to court? I guess I obeyed the law to a fault!!
So, even though it is not my fault and I was obeying the law as best as I possibly could, I am still treated like I did something illegal! Next time I drive I will just smoke dro! I’m done abiding by the law by drinking their legal alcohol! It’s a scam so they can keep roads
clear by implementing a way to limit a good portion of people’s usage of their vehicles by saying they can’t drive them if they drink alcohol! If alcohol is legal and cars are legal then why can’t I have my alcohol in one hand and my steering wheel in the other if I so choose to?
It is all a scam they want to make everybody a criminal even when you abide by the law by driving your legal & insured vehicle while drinking alcohol which is legal because you don’t want to break the law by smoking DRO while driving even though you actually NEED TO SMOKE DRO.
You may wonder why I care about the legality so much, people break the law all the time, just don’t get caught right? WRONG! If you forgot from a few tweets prior in this thread, I already got caught! They caught me obeying the law! I left my illegal dro at the house where the
legality of NEEDING TO SMOKE DRO isn’t important, because I know if I have DRO on my person and get pulled over, police don’t care how much I NEED TO SMOKE DRO, they thrive off of depriving people of their needs. So I substituted my dro for alcohol since I was going to be driving
I didn’t want to risk breaking the law while using my vehicle because that is how I get to and from work/my dro plug. When I got pulled over I even laughed in the cop’s face and told him, “I make sure to leave my dro at home bud! Nothing in here but liquor!” Then he told me to
step out of the car, breathalyzed me, on which I blew a .242 BAC, then he searched my car. I already told him I left my dro at home. I was ready for him to let me know I’m good to go, since I had nothing illegal on me or in the car. Next thing you know, he says he’s taking me to
the county lockup. I couldn’t believe it. I made a huge effort to obey the law while driving, just because I can’t risk losing my vehicle over carrying and smoking illegal DRO at the wheel, even though its a NECESSITY for me to SMOKE IT, and they just ended up arresting me twice
as fast for GOING OUT OF MY WAY TO NOT BREAK THE LAW. Sometimes I wonder if maybe I’m just imagining that dro is illegal or that alcohol is legal. Like maybe I just never tried living like dro is legal, and alcohol is illegal instead. Maybe I misheard the laws regarding dro and
alcohol, or maybe something was wrong with the paperwork for my car and the dro and alcohol aren’t even the actual problem. But then I remember that i couldn’t be imagining it, because I’m driving (now 100% illegally because my license is suspended) to court twice a month to deal
with the consequences of making sure I’m obeying the law while in public by leaving my illegal dro at home and consuming legal alcohol in public while driving my car, because I had already had cars impounded in the past so I was doing all I could to make sure everything was legal
like leaving my dro at home because it’s illegal and I could simply just drink legal alcohol when I drive my car so that the police can’t take it from me for disobeying the law by having illegal DRO on me even though I NEED TO SMOKE IT. They actually pulled me over because I was
swerving really badly because it had been hours since I had SMOKED DRO and I NEEDED IT BADLY, and I ended up hitting some shit that fucked up my windshield and the whole side of my car (I didn’t get a good look at what it was that I hit, I just kept driving because it was obvious
that I needed to get home and smoke dro because I am always a perfect driver. I never imagined I’d crash a car, I really do drive perfect unless I’m trying to drive badly on purpose, but then ONE day of being a law abiding citizen and I NOT ONLY got in some type of car accident,
I also got arrested and charged for drinking legal alcohol and driving my car I legally own. Would they have let me drive home if all the legal alcohol in the car was my illegal DRO that I REALLY NEED TO SMOKE?
Why can’t I have my license? What did I do wrong? I left my dro at home since it’s illegal and everything... If it’s illegal to have alcohol and a car at the same time, why is there a parking lot in front of the liquor store?
I did everything I could to make sure I was driving within the guidelines of the law, and they still fucked me over! I was getting ready for them to let me drive home since I wasn’t fucked up on or carrying anything illegal in the car and I thought they were pranking me about
going to jail until probably at least 10 hours or so of sitting in a holding cell. They let me go (as expected) I assume because they realized I wasn’t doing anything wrong to get arrested! But then gave me a court date, so I figured that was to get a personal apology from the
Judge for wasting my time, arresting me and holding me for half a day or so. I asked every single CO what I did wrong every single time they walked past. I only got an answer out of TWO of them. They said basically the same thing- “You drank alcohol and drove” WHAT THE FUCK?!
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