5sos quotes you can hear; a thread

"Twist, mate. - I'm twisting, bro. - where tf did the other one go?"
"Omg, puberty."
"Ride him like a pony."
"Hey, we're 5 Seconds Of Summer."
"So fucking deep, babe."
"Mah heart."
"Omg, this filter's ugly af."
"Volcano, don't come in, ahhhhhhhhh."

"i feel nervous. It's nice to feel something."
"It's 5 dollars, bro."
"You wanna know where it is? It's at your mom's house."
"This looks like it's gonna piss me off."
"Shout out lasagna."
"Big charlie puth fan."
"I do what I want, I'm punk rock. - no, you're not."

"what do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto."
"It's not going to say hello, it's a cow, luke."
"I don't have any. - what was that? - i don't. Have any."
"Uhh, snacks."
"Why am I such a destroyer?"
"You're never gonna make it."
"Hey, I'm bonzi. - and I'm fonzi."

"alright, los angeles."
"Maybe you should feed her less."
"Did you get that from 2011 internet?"
"Damnit, this fucking nipple."
"Tadpoles are baby turtles. - no, they're not. Are you kidding? - damnit, they're mosquitos, aren't they?"
"Hi, im calum hood. Calum thomas hood."

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