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scott pilgrim vs the world inspired au. aka yuuji wants to date satoru but he has to go through his (evil) exes. part 1.
yuuji is invited to a party hosted by nobara, and of course he goes there for the free drinks and food. he drags megumi with him of course because
scott pilgrim vs the world inspired au. aka yuuji wants to date satoru but he has to go through his (evil) exes. part 1.
yuuji is invited to a party hosted by nobara, and of course he goes there for the free drinks and food. he drags megumi with him of course because
he& #39;ll starve to death at home by himself. while the music is banging and the environment is popping, yuuji reserves a little corner to himself after a few rounds of beer pong and five servings of fried chicken. then he blinks. because he sees the most beautiful man in the whole
world, and this time, he& #39;s not exaggerating.
"don& #39;t get close to him," megumi warns him.
"why?"
"he& #39;s trouble," megumi answers him and leaves to the bathroom.
while megumi is busy, yuuji does the exact opposite of what he just told him and approaches the gorgeous man.
"don& #39;t get close to him," megumi warns him.
"why?"
"he& #39;s trouble," megumi answers him and leaves to the bathroom.
while megumi is busy, yuuji does the exact opposite of what he just told him and approaches the gorgeous man.
he offers him a drink to get a conversation starting, but he declines, saying that he doesn& #39;t like alcohol since he& #39;s a lightweight, which yuuji easily brushes off and offers him a capri sun instead.
"i think i saw a couple in the fridge," he says with a wink.
"i think i saw a couple in the fridge," he says with a wink.
"if there& #39;s pacific cooler," the man smiles sardonically, "i might suck your dick.
which yuuji did and not only did he get a blowjob, but he also got fucked all night long, blissed and shitfaced with the taste of pacific cooler in his tongue. it& #39;s quite pleasant, he thinks.
which yuuji did and not only did he get a blowjob, but he also got fucked all night long, blissed and shitfaced with the taste of pacific cooler in his tongue. it& #39;s quite pleasant, he thinks.
afterwards, he learns the man& #39;s name. gojo satoru. and it suits him perfectly as yuuji cards through his pretty, silky hair. at first, this relationship begins with passion and lust and booty calls, but as weeks pass, yuuji realizes he enjoys satoru& #39;s company.
he likes buying him sweets and seeing his eyes light up when he takes that first bite. he laughs when satoru explains his intricate pranks on his coworkers and sometimes brings yuuji along as an accomplice. he adores the soft moments when they cuddle on the couch
and watch movies while languidly making out.
megumi is incredibly unhappy when finds out who yuuji is dating after the third week. his frown is more prevalent when he finds the stark blue envelope in his mailbox.
"you& #39;re an idiot," he tells yuuji the next day and smacks
megumi is incredibly unhappy when finds out who yuuji is dating after the third week. his frown is more prevalent when he finds the stark blue envelope in his mailbox.
"you& #39;re an idiot," he tells yuuji the next day and smacks
the envelope on his forehead.
"eh? what& #39;s this?"
"the reason why i didn& #39;t want you to date gojo satoru," megumi sighs.
yuuji skims through the letter but is still clueless, which gains another smack on the head from his friend. megumi summarizes what& #39;s going to happen from
"eh? what& #39;s this?"
"the reason why i didn& #39;t want you to date gojo satoru," megumi sighs.
yuuji skims through the letter but is still clueless, which gains another smack on the head from his friend. megumi summarizes what& #39;s going to happen from
now on. gojo satoru is notorious for whoring himself and breaking hearts. so the exes banded together to ensure that satoru doesn& #39;t date anybody else for their personal self-interests.
"what? i have to beat all of his evil exes to date him?"
"what? i have to beat all of his evil exes to date him?"
"satoru encouraged it," megumi rolls his eyes, "said it made sense since he should date the strongest."
"what?!"
"also not all of his exes are evil," megumi mutters his breath.
"if they& #39;re trying to kill me," yuuji points to himself, "that sounds pretty evil."
"what?!"
"also not all of his exes are evil," megumi mutters his breath.
"if they& #39;re trying to kill me," yuuji points to himself, "that sounds pretty evil."
"... i& #39;m not evil."
"WHAT."
"it was just a fling," megumi defends himself. "i joined because he& #39;s such a sleazy guy and i didn& #39;t want him to break anymore hearts." his green eyes flickers to his friend. "like yours."
then he slumps to his knee and pouts.
"WHAT."
"it was just a fling," megumi defends himself. "i joined because he& #39;s such a sleazy guy and i didn& #39;t want him to break anymore hearts." his green eyes flickers to his friend. "like yours."
then he slumps to his knee and pouts.
"but i guess that failed since you& #39;re head over heels for him."
yuuji turns a pretty color, which annoys megumi even more. he tells yuuji that he& #39;s not gonna fight his best friend, especially over a stupid man like satoru, but also warns him that this is not going to be easy.
yuuji turns a pretty color, which annoys megumi even more. he tells yuuji that he& #39;s not gonna fight his best friend, especially over a stupid man like satoru, but also warns him that this is not going to be easy.
