If the Assassin’s Creed characters had Twitter: a thread by me

Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad:
-has a public account
-mainly tweets about politics
-follows a lot of verified accounts but hardly any other people
-openly tweets about his faith and beliefs
-would offend some people unintentionally
-would never post a picture of his wife or kids

Ezio Auditore da Firenze:
-has a public account
-uses Twitter like Instagram
-acts like an influencer
-actually has a really big following
-doesn’t tweet about anything that doesn’t affect him tbh
-openly flirts on the TL and in the DMs
-posts his own thirst trap tiktoks

Ratonhnhaké:ton “Connor” Kenway:
-has a private account
-never tweets
-has an animal pfp
-follows all of his friends and likes a retweets a lot of their content
-has pronouns in his bio but doesn’t really know why

Haytham Kenway:
-is verified
-tweets about current world events and politics with strong personal opinions
-only follows other verified accounts
-actually has a very large following
-offends some people
-never apologizes
-never interacts with non-verified followers

Edward Kenway:
-has a public account
-shitposts
-alcoholic
-his irl friends don’t have Twitter so he makes friends with strangers
-has his pronouns and sexuality/flag in his bio
-likes to exaggerate stories
-casually tweets about illegal things that he did

Shay Cormac:
-private account
-bio says “I make me own luck”
-only is private because he got bullied when he was public
-has very few followers and follows almost no one
-tweets song lyrics when he’s sad
-likes to post pictures of his vehicle especially when he upgrades it

Arno Dorian:
-public account
-casually talks about major traumatic events
-worries his followers
-a bit of an alcoholic
-sometimes sad on main
-lots of girls follow him but he’s uninterested
-reminiscent tweets
-has an aesthetic layout

Evie Frye:
-had Twitter for like a week
-never interacted or tweeted
-deleted the app

Jacob Frye:
-public account
-the reason Evie deleted her Twitter
-tags his friends in every meme he sees
-pronouns in bio
-posts niche memes
-thinks he has a bigger following than he does
-tweets too often
-would probably compromise a mission by tweeting in the middle of it

Bayek of Siwa:
-public business account
-bio says: Father. Husband. Medjay. Hidden One.
-loves his wife
-uses his platform to address things like global warming
-reposts people’s gofundmes
-talks about important eagle care tips
-is people’s “Twitter dad”

Kassandra the Eagle Bearer:
-public account
-has a cliche girlboss account
-bullies people
-has her pronouns and sexuality/flag in her bio
-has a decent following
-likes to interact with her followers often
-posts tiktoks

Eivor Varinsdottir:
-public account
-posts fitness and health content
-has pronouns and sexuality/flag in her bio
-has a very large following
-has sponsored tweets
-likes to post pictures of her dog and her girlfriend
-not verified but Twitter famous

Desmond Miles:
-keeps getting banned
-didn’t even do anything really
-posts regular stuff when he’s not banned
-is on history Twitter
-cusses too much

Shaun Hastings:
-public account
-the Hank Green of Twitter
-only got Twitter because Rebecca made him
-has a surprisingly large following which kind of makes him uncomfortable
-doesn’t follow many people
-talks a lot about current world events
-reposts people’s gofundmes

Rebecca Crane:
-public account
-small following
-has pronouns in bio
-posts lots of art and scenery
-retweets everything Shaun posts
-also comments on everything Shaun posts, but sometimes it’s not very nice
-posts tiktoks

Layla Hassan:
-public account
-has pronouns and sexuality/flag in bio
-small following
-chaotic tweets
-gets into heated arguments on the TL
-gets suspended sometimes
-tweets updates about her recovery
-posts tiktoks and fancams