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samwise gamgee just came over to frodo's house to get high, and possibly laid, and instead ends up havimg to go.on a thousand mile hike and fight everyone in the entire world
gandalf http://came.to town for his bff's birthday party and realized halfway through that the devil was coming to town
frodo just wanted to chill and instead inherits a sucide mission
merry and pippin were going out for snacks and hitched a ride and ended up in moria
frodo just wanted to chill and instead inherits a sucide mission
merry and pippin were going out for snacks and hitched a ride and ended up in moria
boromir just wanted a nice family dinner
gimli got drunk in the iron hills and woke up in rivendell
legolas and aragorn are the only two fully ready to take up the quest for the good of all, but they're also the only two other than gandalf who know how fucked they all are
gimli got drunk in the iron hills and woke up in rivendell
legolas and aragorn are the only two fully ready to take up the quest for the good of all, but they're also the only two other than gandalf who know how fucked they all are
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