I was in the den. @debbiemillman asked me where the Pepcid was. I said in my nightstand. (She is... not the best finder but she is the best everything else.) I had a feeling. She found a bottle and said there is only 1 pill left. I said there are 2 bottles. She said no, I looked.
I was certain so I asked Are you sure? She said yes. I came into the bedroom and started looking in my drawer. I said “I get to gloat when I find this,” and she said no problem, with some confidence. A minute or two pass. She says “I am waiting for you to gloat.”
I said I will find it and she said Mmm hmm. And then I found the 2nd bottle!!! Oh words cannot describe the glory I felt.
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