Everyone kept saying Captain America: Civil War is the best Avengers film but I didn't like it at all. Today I decided to rewatch it and I got halfway before I realized I've never actually seen it.

You're telling me Spiderman actually shows up before his main film? I thought Homecoming was his introduction. And why is Antman in this? I'm so confused.

Like, look, Homecoming starts with referencing this whole backstory and I thought... I thought it was just clever "haha there was this whole event you never saw" storytelling. It was one of my highlights of the series. You tellin' me this fight actually happens?

And Black Panther is in this???

I wasn't paying enough attention to the first half to know the plot but I appreciate that I've watched like a 30 minute long fight scene and just accepted everything without asking why.

wait antman can get big?

I don't know why they were fighting at an airport but I guess it's because Captain America was trying to steal a plane?