making cassie watch the christian summer camp musical on netflix
This movie is mostly about the boys, and it should be about the girls!!!!!!!!!!
I explained to Cassie that pop culture references in Christian movies are always at least 25 years out of date because the teens in them are only allowed to watch entertainment their parents watched as teens.
Now I am explaining Amy Grant to Cassie.

Genuinely cannot believe there are literally dozens of people who didn't grow up swathed in Christian pop culture.
This movie features Bailee Madison singing "Place in This World," something that is giving me intense existential dysphoria.

Meanwhile, Cassie.........
We realized the movie has a Fictionmania premise.
Cassie has destroyed my entire childhood faith
a.) this movie should be about the Bailee Madison character
b.) I have notes
c.) Yes, this is what it's like watching movies with me.
Netflix's A Week Away might be for you if a.) you enjoy things ironically and b.) you know who Amy Grant and Steven Curtis Chapman are on sight.
Folks, we had the altar call and............
I'm going to follow all of the cast members of A Week Away on Twitter now.
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