Mortal Kombat spoilers 1:

Bi Han killed Hanzo's family instead of Quan chi.. why?

Bi Han wears all black the entire time but he's supposed to be Sub-Zero?? My guy looks more like Noob.

Kano would never get himself captured like that, lol.~

Mortal Kombat spoilers 2:

If someone told me that Reptile was in the movie then I'd say cool! After watching it, however, they used the 3D era version and made him a speechless creature that was only there to free Kano..~

Mortal Kombat spoilers 3:

Liu Kang is just bad, lol. His acting is weird and the dialogue is fucking cringy.

Kung Lao apperantly means "welcome back cousin" or whatever the subtitles read? Really?

Kung Lao is literally the most accurate character in the movie.~

Mortal Kombat spoilers 4:

How the fuck do a bunch of monks in a mountain have the technology to give Jax prosthetic limbs??

Was hoping this show of technology would give Kano his eye but nope, his eye is literally a fucking super power.~

Mortal Kombat spoilers 5:

Isn't Shang supposed to be old here??

Kabal is cool when he doesn't talk.

Reiko?? Really??

If someone told me Nitara was in the movie I'd say that's cool, but they butchered her worse than reptile. Only similarity is the wings and name.~

Mortal Kombat spoilers 6:

I hate Mileena's lip scars. They make no sense.

Goro has the best design out of the CGI monsters.

Liu Kang could have totally saved Kung Lao. Letting Shang kill him was fucking stupid.~

Mortal Kombat spoilers 7:

Raiden, btw, acts so out of character. He acts more like Dark Raiden than actual Raiden.

There are so many big named characters like Goro who die so fucking easily that it's laughable.

Cole is so obviously Hanzo's descendant that it's annoying.~

Mortal Kombat spoilers 8:

They treat Cole being a descendant of Hanzo almost like it's some big twist but it isn't. His armor looks cool, though.

The fact Kano dies and how he dies pisses me off, and the result of his death giving Sonya these special powers is worse~

Mortal Kombat spoilers 9:

Jax having these transformer arms is fucking stupid, and then beating Reiko with them instantly after he gets them pisses me off.

Kabal's death was cool.

Mileena gets the full mouth which is nice but they kill her right after which is stupid.~

Mortal Kombat spoilers 10:

Lol at Cole needing help from his ancestor in order to even beat Bi Han.

The entire fight is probably the longest out of them all, yet it feels like they just spliced a bunch of different takes together to lengthen the run time.~

Mortal Kombat spoilers 11:

Now on to the good!

I loved the references, Kitana's fan, Nightwolf newspaper clip, Kotal Kahn head thing.

Some of the jokes were genuinely funny, and the fatalities are always nice to tie them to the games!

That Eddie Tobias reference was funny.