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Shrek: Matteo
- crazy sexy
- intimidating tbh
- crazy sexy
- intimidating tbh
Fiona: Rafa
- thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
- turns into somewhat of a monster during t̶h̶e̶ ̶n̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ clay season
- thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
- turns into somewhat of a monster during t̶h̶e̶ ̶n̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ clay season
Donkey: Shapo
- annoying yet endearing
- homeboy just won’t stop singing
- annoying yet endearing
- homeboy just won’t stop singing
Puss in Boots: Andrey
- will def fight you if intimidated
- judgemental bitch
- will def fight you if intimidated
- judgemental bitch
Dragon: Roger
- the baddie
of the group
- in love with former rival ;)
- the baddie
of the group- in love with former rival ;)
Human Shrek: Domi
- thee best fashion sense
- it’s honestly the ears tbh
- thee best fashion sense
- it’s honestly the ears tbh
Gingy: David Goffin
- baby
- sweet and spicy ;) (but mainly sweet)
- baby
- sweet and spicy ;) (but mainly sweet)
Pinocchio: Hubi
- parkour!!!!
- parkour!!!!
Lord Farquaad: Milos
- duh
- duh
Rumplestiltskin: Daniil
- nobody knows how he does it but he’ll get you into his net and never let you leave
- balding but still charismatic
- nobody knows how he does it but he’ll get you into his net and never let you leave
- balding but still charismatic
Frog King: Johnny Mac McCenroe
Queen: Bjorn Borg
- royalty
Queen: Bjorn Borg
- royalty
Dronkey: Diego
- self explanatory
- self explanatory
Merlin: Benny P
- needs a shave
- embarrassing himself really
- weird ass outfit
- needs a shave
- embarrassing himself really
- weird ass outfit
Doris: Fabio
- cocky asf
- will def steal your man
- eyebrows
- cocky asf
- will def steal your man
- eyebrows
End of thread 
lolz
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