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I want to learn how to play the saxophone
I mean, how hard can that be
Ok, thanks to the tips, I decided to order an electronic Saxophone rather than a real one so wife and neighbors won't kill me in the process
IT IS SO PRETTY, it's like as if Jaspion was a musician
You see, that's why I prefer the piano, because they put all the goddamn keys in a very logical order. This is nuts.
But I shall learn it.
But I shall learn it.
Wife is laughing uncontrollably with the news of my new hobby
HAHA IT'S HERE
I feel great about this.
Now where's the C key on this thing...
Now where's the C key on this thing...
This is like guitar hero of sax.
Saxhero
Saxhero
I feel that this requires me to join this band
Took me two minutes to figure out how to even turn this thing on, there's like a very tiny hidden button for that
I made a huge mistake... I'll never, ever learn this.
Who the hell came up with this system??
Who the hell came up with this system??
Look at this nonsense 
Trying to figure how to play the C key
Update: I give up
I can't feel my mouth anymore
