I want to learn how to play the saxophone
I mean, how hard can that be
Ok, thanks to the tips, I decided to order an electronic Saxophone rather than a real one so wife and neighbors won& #39;t kill me in the process
IT IS SO PRETTY, it& #39;s like as if Jaspion was a musician
You see, that& #39;s why I prefer the piano, because they put all the goddamn keys in a very logical order. This is nuts.

But I shall learn it.
Wife is laughing uncontrollably with the news of my new hobby
HAHA IT& #39;S HERE
I feel great about this.

Now where& #39;s the C key on this thing...
This is like guitar hero of sax.

Saxhero
I feel that this requires me to join this band
Took me two minutes to figure out how to even turn this thing on, there& #39;s like a very tiny hidden button for that
I made a huge mistake... I& #39;ll never, ever learn this.

Who the hell came up with this system??
Look at this nonsense https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
Trying to figure how to play the C key
Update: I give up
I can& #39;t feel my mouth anymore
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