I want to learn how to play the saxophone

I mean, how hard can that be

Ok, thanks to the tips, I decided to order an electronic Saxophone rather than a real one so wife and neighbors won't kill me in the process

IT IS SO PRETTY, it's like as if Jaspion was a musician

You see, that's why I prefer the piano, because they put all the goddamn keys in a very logical order. This is nuts.

But I shall learn it.

Wife is laughing uncontrollably with the news of my new hobby

HAHA IT'S HERE

I feel great about this.

Now where's the C key on this thing...

This is like guitar hero of sax.

Saxhero

I feel that this requires me to join this band

Took me two minutes to figure out how to even turn this thing on, there's like a very tiny hidden button for that

I made a huge mistake... I'll never, ever learn this.

Who the hell came up with this system??

Look at this nonsense

Trying to figure how to play the C key

Update: I give up

I can't feel my mouth anymore